Here's the deal... I name a car and you guys can only say positive things about it, no matter how lame of a car it may be. Posting a negative comment or restating a positive one will result in switching to another, most likely crappier, car.

I'll start off with the good ol' Geo Metro...

Is this appearance only?

No, anything goes.

Good gas mileage! (right?)

No paint chips or rust!

Excellent gas mileage, easy oil changes (I can reach the oil plug and filter by reaching under the bumper), easy maintenance. Cheap insurance.

My 96 has now 207K miles on it and still gets 48MPG

Here's the deal...  restating a positive one will result in switching to another, most likely crappier, car.

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restated the mileage there guys cmon this game isnt that bad

hah new car!!!

LMFAO chrome hubs! is that a positive?

LMFAO chrome hubs! is that a positive?

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im not sure if thats really a posotive but theyre spinners too to correct without restating

lots of room for junk in the trunk

Uhh, no paint to scratch on the bumpers?

Would look good on fire and flying off a cliff.

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ROFLMFAO

hahahahahaha

you can buy one really cheap

You never have to worry about STDs or unplanned pregnancy.

Wow, this thread is way off on a tangent already. How about a new picture?

Wow, this thread is way off on a tangent already.  How about a new picture?

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Okay.

Nobody will merge into your car, since you are the thing everyone's staring at.

(looking at Geo Metro) ----------> CAFE

Taurus: it's not an SUV but you can carry a lot of $h! in it.

Corvette: looks much less ugly than a Ridgeline

(While the Ridgeline is terribly ugly, this Corvette is a sin.)

I'm sure it has V8 power and can do mean burnouts. Right..?

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That Corvette...If you get drunk and throw up on it, no one would notice.

You'll never lose it in a parking lot.

It is its own theft deterrent.

Re the Corvette:

It's still a Corvette.

the corvette . . . it goes above and beyond the required 32 peices of flair . . .

The Vette: There's a chance that if someone clones Walt Disney, he'll buy you a fresh hooker.

...

New car. (Renault Fuego.)

crash-rated, grill-covered fog lamps for those gruelling off-road races.

it matches my masters of the universe bed sheets

You'd look good at McDonald's.

Um, "world's smallest side mirrors"?

I can't believe I actually wanted one of these when they were new.

Wait, wait, wait.. Since it's a Renault isn't it built in France? And since it's built in France, isn't there a good chance we'll never see one?

You can claim it's a poor man's 928...

New car.

You'd blend right in with a crowd full of Rabbits.

Oooh, shiny.

You can claim it's a poor man's 928...

New car.

You'd blend right in with a crowd full of Rabbits.

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Good MPGs.....

Cheaper than the Prius...better looking too...

Fresh from the dealer?

the perfect sleeper with the right tweeks.

No po-lice will suspect you of speeding, either.