Ew, I am never shaking your hand, mister.

I nominate the black Volkswagen Jetta as King of the Gay Cars.

...and the Jeep Wrangler as the King of the Gay Trucks
...and the Subaru Forester as the Drag King of the Lesbian SUVs

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Oral

There, I said it

(Sorry, kind of a weird joke that started today)

Oral

There, I said it

(Sorry, kind of a weird joke that started today)

Since when do you apologize for making dirty jokes on the internet, Satty?

Oral

There, I said it

(Sorry, kind of a weird joke that started today)

Satty, I bet ur a big ole "six-packer"

Yup, give 'im a 6-pack of O'Doul's and he's ready to go in no time.

Yup, give 'im a 6-pack of O'Doul's and he's ready to go in no time.

Yup.....feed him a 6-back o' beer, and suddenly anything feels good.....

Darn it, I guess the joke was for naught... O'Doul's is non-alcoholic beer, therefore...

O'Douls also tastes like shit. Its about the worst thing ever.

Never tried it. Wouldn't wish it on anyone, as it seems absolutely pointless.

I've heard of recovering alcoholics who start pounding O'Douls (0.5% alcohol) as if it isn't beer.

How come there is no glass bottle option? I assume that if you get your penis stuck in a glass bottle, peeing would be a good was to get some reverse thrust. Or smashing the bottle. Plastic bottle would be a different story, probably have to cut it.