September 10, 200619 yr Well, I don't know if many if you have heard of Uncyclopedia but here are a few articles: Toyota General Motors United States of Canada Kitten Huffing Edited September 10, 200619 yr by Cremazie
September 10, 200619 yr There was one about it a while ago, but I don't think it involved the site specifically, just an article. Also look up (these are ones that I did and they probably suck): -Tuscan whole milk -Johnnie Walker: A Memoir -Wino Crossings
September 10, 200619 yr Fly posted the Abraham Lincoln one a while ago. If you haven't read that one yet, you have to...it's beyond hilarious. "Is Abraham Lincoln gonna have to choke a bitch?" "Lincoln was assassinated to due his lack of chigginess." Lincoln was microwaved at 50% power for 5 minutes and then heated at 350 degrees for 30 minutes while placed directly on the center oven rack by Lee Harvey Oswald while watching a show at Ford's Theater. Unfortunately for Oswald, he failed to remove Lincoln's plastic wrapper and the President was rendered inedible, and stank up the theatre with a smell of burnt grains and plastic. Oswald was later put to death by chocolate in Council Bluffs, Iowa, where Lincoln had previously eaten nonpareils and black squirrel pie during a visit. Edited September 10, 200619 yr by mustang84
September 10, 200619 yr Look up "Buickman." (Courtesy of me and some of Fly's messing around. ) 191692[/snapback] :rotflmao:
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