September 27, 200619 yr 1995 Mazda Millenia vs. a shoe. The Millenia gets you where you need to go. So does a shoe. However, you need to have two shoes to properly walk and you only require one Millenia. +1 Millenia Millenia vs. Shoe front leg room.......... 44.00 vs 1/4" around your feet rear leg room.......... 34.64 vs 1/4" around your feet front headroom........ 39.92 vs infinite rear headroom........ 37.60 vs infinite front shoulder room.. 56.00 vs infinite rear shoulder room... 55.08 vs infinite +2 Millenia +4 Shoe In 1995, a Millenia S cost $28,895. Shoes cost $39.99 and you got two of them for that price. Even for a pair of optioned-out shoes cost only .5% of what a Mazda Millenia cost, and you only get one Millenia. +1 Shoe Millenias have no offroad capabilities. However, shoes can be used anywhere. +1 Shoe In safety, the Millenia had dual front airbags, 3-point seatbelts, and front-wheel drive. But shoes have traction control (treads), stability control (your arms), and predictive impact awareness (your eyes). Also, while the Millenia's turning radius is 36-38ft, a shoe's turning radius is zero. Last, many people have died in Millenia-related accidents. No one outside Compton has died because of shoes. +1 Shoe Mazda sold maybe 300,000 Millenias over their lifecycle. Billions of shoes have been sold. Shoes are therefore more popular than the Millenia and it is more desireable to be seen wearing shoes than in a Millenia. +1 Shoe The Millenia uses an internal combustion engine to produce motive power. This results in carbon dioxide and many other dangerous greenhouse gases escaping into the atmosphere. Shoes produce no harmful emissions and are biodegradable. +1 Shoe Millenias were available with a pallette of nine exterior colors and three interior colors. Shoes come in infinite colors and patterns and have a silhouette of Michael Jordon dunking. +1 Shoe Shoes have been around for Millenia. However, Millenia haven't been around for shoes. In fact, the latter doesn't even make sense. +1 Shoe Nelly rapped about shoes. No one rapped about the Millenia. 'Nuff said. +1,000 Shoe Final Score: '95 Mazda Millenia - 3 Shoe - 1,011 x2 (shoes come in pairs) = 2,022 Shoes clearly embarass the puny and pathetic Millenia. Rock on, shoe.
September 27, 200619 yr Last, many people have died in Millenia-related accidents. No one has died because of shoes outside Compton. Nelly rapped about shoes. No one rapped about the Millenia. 'Nuff said. 198151[/snapback] :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Bahaha...that Compton line is the best
September 27, 200619 yr You forgot about cleaning properties... It takes much less time to polish and buff a pair of shoes than a Millenia. Also, if shoes get dirty, you can throw them in the washer other things while they wash while you have to actually spend time washing the Millenia.
September 27, 200619 yr Author True, NOS. Last time I threw a Millenia in the wash, it came out a Protege.
September 27, 200619 yr *in tears* Millenias have no offroad capabilities. However, shoes can be used anywhere. +1 Shoe 198151[/snapback] I resent that. My Millenia has gone through fields, been on the toughest dirt roads Ramsaytown has to offer, traveled over deep ruts in no mans land, and been through flood water! I say, it most certainly does have offroad capability! I've never gotten stuck either... well, there was the one time, but it doesnt matter.
September 27, 200619 yr *in tears* I resent that. My Millenia has gone through fields, been on the toughest dirt roads Ramsaytown has to offer, traveled over deep ruts in no mans land, and been through flood water! I say, it most certainly does have offroad capability! I've never gotten stuck either... well, there was the one time, but it doesnt matter. 198184[/snapback] Yeah? Well.. when Moses split the Red Sea, it's been documented that he was wearing Air Jordans (or at least something similar to them)...
September 27, 200619 yr Shoes have been around for Millenia. However, Millenia haven't been around for shoes. In fact, the latter doesn't even make sense. +1 Shoe 198151[/snapback] hahahahahahahahaha :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: an that time it was a joke!
September 28, 200619 yr Fly owes me a new keyboard to replace my current Dr. Pepper soaked one. 198328[/snapback] mmm... dr pepper... i bet you in a comparison... dr pepper would beat the millenia as well... i dont see a millenia that has 23 flavors...
September 28, 200619 yr mmm... dr pepper... i bet you in a comparison... dr pepper would beat the millenia as well... i dont see a millenia that has 23 flavors... 198488[/snapback] And if you shake up a Dr. Pepper and open the "door" (cap), it fizzes all over and can be lots of fun.. shake up a Millenia and open the door and nothing happens. How dumb is that?!
September 28, 200619 yr And if you shake up a Dr. Pepper and open the "door" (cap), it fizzes all over and can be lots of fun.. shake up a Millenia and open the door and nothing happens. How dumb is that?! 198573[/snapback] Actually... my Millenia.. when it shakes... good things happen. :AH-HA_wink:
September 28, 200619 yr Actually... my Millenia.. when it shakes... good things happen. :AH-HA_wink: 198597[/snapback] Yeah.. something "fizzes" over...
September 28, 200619 yr haha Here's a quote from Kelso on That 70s Show: "If this van's a rockin'... we're doin' it!" :rotflmao:
September 28, 200619 yr Fly, can you do a comparasion between BV's car and maybe say a small pebble? I'm curious to know which one would win.
September 29, 200619 yr haha Here's a quote from Kelso on That 70s Show: "If this van's a rockin'... we're doin' it!" :rotflmao: 198680[/snapback] Speaking of which... last night... in my Millenia... sweet memories.
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