September 27, 200619 yr We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f@#ked by dicks. But dicks also f@#k assholes: assholes that just want to $h! on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f@#k an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f@#k too much or f@#k when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of $h! that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f@#k this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in $h!! So- Dicks: Defend their country by any means necessary, no matter what. Think US Army. Pussies: Would never fight a war. Think dirty hippie. Assholes: Want to kill everyone. Think dictator. Now - degrade yourself and answer the poll, dammit! Edited September 27, 200619 yr by the_yellow_dart
September 27, 200619 yr How about an option for "Dick-holes," for those of us who spend some time f-ing and some time $h!ting on stuff? I just recently saw this movie for the first time, and it's awesome! One of the funniest scenes is when Gary shows the "distress signal." I love it how they try to do so much with puppets, but certain things they just give up. Like the hand-to-hand combat scene in Paris, where the puppets just run into each other and move around. Edited September 27, 200619 yr by AAS
September 28, 200619 yr Not to brag or anything... But I have the biggest "Dick" here. I already fit in the dick category.
September 28, 200619 yr This thread... worthless... without... :AH-HA_wink: 198705[/snapback] With out what? Cheese?
September 29, 200619 yr This reminds me of that loaded question... "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
September 29, 200619 yr Whenever I'm faced with the choice of those three I choose that warm pink place I like to stick my personal Richard. :wink:
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