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I dont like your ringtone

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My brother got a new cellphone, and he has ringtones for his friends, complete with such $h!ty teeny-punk ditties as 'American Psycho' by Treble Charger, and the cover of 'Boys of Summer' by the Ataris... all cranked up to 11.

Mother F*cker.

Afterlife by Avenged Sevenfold when Kelsey calls/texts me.

Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold when everyone else calls me.

and the cover of 'Boys of Summer' by the Ataris

that requires a bitch slap!!!

"Vicinity of Obscenity" by SOAD for most callers, however, I always have my phone on vibrate.

I have a ringing sound, pretty much like an old phone would sound. The only thing I change between profiles are the volume/vibration settings.

Current main ringtone - Supermassive Black Hole by Muse, though I'm looking for a new one

Current Ringtone for the wife - She's Got a Way by Billy Joel

Current ringtone for my mother - My Pancreas by Weird Al Yankovic, 'cause she's diabetic

-RBB

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I got tired of Green Day, so I went and re-did all my caller groups.

Default- Mambo #5-Lou Bega

Fiancee- the first couple lines of Alive With the Glory of Love by Say Anything

Family- Let's Get Retarded by the Black Eyed Peas

A couple of other people have their own ringtones, including one guy who has had Drink the Night Away by Gaelic Storm for just about forever.

I haven't changed my text/voicemail tone because I haven't found anything I like better than the gunshots.

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English-style double-bell ring: Ring-ring... "Giggity, giggity, gig-i-ty" ...ring-ring... "Awlriiight".

I went and updated a bunch of my ringtones;

Basket Case-primary ringtone

Smurf song-sister/a couple of friends

Conjunction Junction-A very special friend

Easy Like Sunday Morning-Fiancee

Still have "PC Load Letter, what the f@#k does that mean?" for my text tone.

You really should be C+G's honorary thread grave digger.

My youngest brother got all Nickleback ringtones now, and has the volume on his phone cranked up just to piss me off.

You know what, I think Nickleback ringtones call for a gun show. They'll be changed PDQ, I predict.

I only have two ringtones right now, one for calls, and one for texts. A string quartet version of SOAD's 'Lonely Day' and Danzig's 'Mother'.

My youngest brother got all Nickleback ringtones now, and has the volume on his phone cranked up just to piss me off.

My brother would be missing a phone.

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Jill's ringtone for me is Katy Perry's Ur So Gay

I feel so loved

And anyone with a Nickelback ringtone needs to be decapitated, then have their head placed on a pike so others can see the consequences.

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