I didn't even realize today is Halloween until the professor in my first class today announced it. But, yeah, take it easy and be safe!

Are you wearing your costume to class today?

Remember, children: Don't do anything stupid.

I should move my car somewhere safe, because I don't have a shotgun to defend it with...

Ditto. Happy Halloween. I've got a class from 7 pm and a paper is due, to boot.

And here's a question with an answer:

Q: Why can't witches have babies?

A: Because they have hollow weenies.

So incredibly stupid, but what can you expect from Catholic grammar school in LA.

Ditto.  Happy Halloween.  I've got a class from 7 pm and a paper is due, to boot.

And here's a question with an answer:

Q:  Why can't witches have babies?

A:  Because they have hollow weenies.

So incredibly stupid, but what can you expect from Catholic grammar school in LA.

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Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween?

A: Pump kin.

why dont witches wear panty hose?

so thewy get a better grip on the broom stick.

W00t, it's Halloween.

I'm skipping my afternoon class to go home early and prepare. gotta keep up the tradition of having the best Halloween set in the neighborhood 4 years running!

too bad its not socially acceptable my age to go trick or treating...but if i get the munchies all be out there...

Are you wearing your costume to class today?

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haha Nope.. I had an 8-9 and 10-11 before going there. Now I have chem lab at 1:20-3:25.. Blah.

too bad its not socially acceptable my age to go trick or treating

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That's what I thought. Aren't you like 14, Charguh? Dude, I went 'til I was 17 which, for some, is still too early to quit.

Anyone have leftover MG42s or Brownings they can loan out to me??

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I got a bunch of work to do, so I doubt I'll be out trick or treating at the ripe age of 19...

I do have a stash of bottle rockets and a few other explosives that need some detonating...

I went as a streaker. I think it backfired. I didn't get any candy. Mostly people just laughed then slammed the door on my... finger.

I heard there wasn't much to shut the door on...

That's what I thought. Aren't you like 14, Charguh? Dude, I went 'til I was 17 which, for some, is still too early to quit.

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13 but yeah i am going actually..time to dig out the ole laudnry basket costume. but seiously when i went trick or treating last year evrybody looked at me like i was too old.

13 but yeah i am going actually..time to dig out the ole laudnry basket costume. but seiously when i went trick or treating last year evrybody looked at me like i was too old.

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Yup, Chargerino, you're a veritable FRIGHT.

Now go fetch some candy...mini Almond Joys, lots of them, would be pretty good!

I had my 12 year old son go out with his little sister. That way if people think he's too old, at least he can say he's just keeping his sister safe.

I heard they pulled in quite a haul. Hmmm, is a 'daddy tax' wrong??