This should be a short thread. My guesses...

Wait, wait, that's probably a bad guess.

HERE's something he probably would hit though. *shudders*

Edited November 20, 200618 yr by NOS2006

Wonder how long it's gonna be before someone posts a link to the picture of the goatse guy......

LMAO! well, the list obviously doesn't include your mom. How else do you think she found out you wanted a Ford T shirt for xmas?

Just in case there are still some of you who don't know, the whole thing is a bit.

But its a fun one, so i go with it.

Hey, here's an idea, let's turn this one into a gay vs. straight thread!

Edited November 20, 200618 yr by regfootball

Somewhere, there's a flock of sheep breathing a collective sigh of relief.

Somewhere, there's a flock of sheep breathing a collective sigh of relief.

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D-A-N-C-E !

D-A-N-C-E !

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hahahahaha i love vintage SNL...

Wait, wait, that's probably a bad guess.

HERE's something he probably would hit though. *shudders*

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AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What have I done....

Somewhere, there's a flock of sheep breathing a collective sigh of relief.

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So I can assume my hamster is safe also?

Somewhere, there's a flock of sheep breathing a collective sigh of relief.

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its hard to lube up fleece

It's hard when? Reg, put that thing away, please!

that last ones scares me

Is that David Spade . . . ?

Edited November 20, 200618 yr by YellowJacket894

Wait, wait, that's probably a bad guess.

HERE's something he probably would hit though. *shudders*

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You know, I can only take that man in extremely small doses.

well, he doesn't seem to me to be a 'big' man anyways.........

You know, I can only take that man in extremely small doses.

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He's so 'effin funny. Whenever he's on, I find myself laughing almost to the point of tears!

You referred to him as "that man"? Are you sure about that?

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You might NOT score with her. You're not Jewish and not rich enough (you're an architect, for God's sake).

On second thought, if you stuffed "something" in her mouth, we wouldn't have to listen to that speech issue she has.

Edited November 21, 200618 yr by trinacriabob

How do you think she got that way? It was in the backseat of a brand new 1954 Oldsmobile. Some kid was innocently trying to test her gag reflex. She didn't gag because she's a professional, but she sthprained her tongue, and the retht ith hithtory.

As good as it looks, I'm pretty sure reg wouldn't hit it. At least not until after consuming an entire case of Rolling Rock.

nah, it's well known that chicks who smoke are a guaranteed put out and have a need for oral fixations.

I'm on board.

And no pesky teeth to get in the way.

And no pesky teeth to get in the way.

yup.

you wouldn't hit mary hart or diane sawyer? those are two I figured you'd be all over. they're "nice" looking as far as older women go.....right?

Diane Sawyer is sexy, imo.

you wouldn't hit mary hart or diane sawyer? those are two I figured you'd be all over. they're "nice" looking as far as older women go.....right?

i'd pop those two in a heartbeat.

i'd pop those two in a heartbeat.

that's what I thought :AH-HA_wink: I think they are both classy. like fine wine, they seem to age very nicely

i think it was golden globes 2005 where geroge clooney was getitng interview by mary hart and he was drunk or something and giving her the 'do me mary' look on national tv. HILARIOUS.

And if george is ok with that, so am I.

Diane sawyer, you just want to shag her just about every way you possibly can. Not sure why. You just do. And then have breakfast. Omelettes. Yeah, custom order omelettes from the chef in the corner.

Edited February 4, 200718 yr by regfootball