Just me and my good ol' 12 pack Keith's.

My roommates all went home, to London and the rest all of a sudden all went down to NYC, in the middle of nowhere. I don't know how they're going to get there, because they were talking about taking Greyhound, but then AFAIK you need to book that. They also mentioned about getting a rental car, but again, rental companies are probably closed by now. Sounds wierd, but I don't care! I have the house now!

Please don't reenact any Tom Cruise movies.

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on

Change the channels for an hour or two

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit

I'm sick of all the same old $h!

In a house with unlocked doors

And I'm f***ing lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!

And I smell like s***

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving

I sure as hell can't do it by myself

I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT

Barred indoors from the summer street

I locked the door to MY OWN CELL

And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!

And I smell like s***

I GOT NO MOTIVATION

WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION

NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION

SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling

Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL

My mother says to get a job

But she don't like the one SHE'S got

When masturbation's lost its fun

You're f***ing lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn BORED

I'm going blind

And loneliness has to suffice

Bite my lip and close my eyes

I was slipping away to paradise

Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."

But it's just a myth

edit: swearing.

Edited November 25, 200619 yr by the_yellow_dart

Here are somethings that a guy can do, when home alone:

1. scratch anywhere, anytime

2. eat crap anywhere, anytime

3. porn, it's a cheap date

4. loud obnoxious music

5. watch chick flicks and cry if you want to

6. sing

7. work on that Pontiac Aztec scale model you've been putting off

8. dust off the race track set

9. fart anytime, anywhere

10.don't shower or bathe

In fact, I just did 4 and 6... not sure about the others though.

What?!!...not #9 yet?!

i just finished # 7

LMAO.

7.  work on that Pontiac Aztec scale model you've been putting off

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hilarious....now that's a collector's item

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on

Change the channels for an hour or two

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit

I'm sick of all the same old $h!

In a house with unlocked doors

And I'm f***ing lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!

And I smell like s***

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving

I sure as hell can't do it by myself

I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT

Barred indoors from the summer street

I locked the door to MY OWN CELL

And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!

And I smell like s***

I GOT NO MOTIVATION

WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION

NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION

SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling

Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL

My mother says to get a job

But she don't like the one SHE'S got

When masturbation's lost its fun

You're f***ing lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes

Take me away to paradise

I'm so damn BORED

I'm going blind

And loneliness has to suffice

Bite my lip and close my eyes

I was slipping away to paradise

Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."

But it's just a myth

edit: swearing.

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Back when they weren't pop punk sellouts and avril lavinge singing that song is a sign of the apoclypse.