If only I were female (never thought Id say that!)

http://detroit.craigslist.org/roo/245066873.html

Who wouldnt want to live here!!

SOunds nice except she sounds very stuck up and like bitch to live with.

"quiet" "no parties" no "people who cook wierd smelly stuff" "I have three very quiet and clean cats!"

And I have never been on a date in my life......

"quiet" "no parties" no "people who cook wierd smelly stuff" "I have three very quiet and clean cats!"

And I have never been on a date in my life......

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Mr. Dodgefan's first response: priceless. He completely missed Chris' sarcasm. :AH-HA_wink:

Mr. Dodgefan's first response:  priceless.  He completely missed Chris' sarcasm.   :AH-HA_wink:

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Heh...methinks he did, yea.

Yea she could've just started out that ad. "Hi. The first thing you need to know about me is that I have a pinecone stuck in my vagina."

..and there is a good chance the branch that pine cone came off is stuck in her butt.

Edited December 7, 200619 yr by CD/BP

OHHHH BURRRN!!! :AH-HA_wink:

Snap enough pics of the new Camaro and you may just have enough money to do that.

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Hah, true enough....but why would I ever want to do that?!?

Yeech.

Edited December 7, 200619 yr by CD/BP

Hah, true enough....but why would I ever want to do that?!?

So you could move in with that woman (Cee you next tuesday)

DUHH!!!!11111111111

Edited December 7, 200619 yr by Cadillacfan

sounds like a fat chick

I'm going to see if she'll take some sweet sweet loving in place of rent.

sounds like a fat chick

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I'm going to see if she'll take some sweet sweet loving in place of rent.

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OOOH here is another winner:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/apa/245283752.html

Chris, if you're that desperate for aplce to shack up I'm sure Josh will share his twin-size bed in his parent's basement with you.

Chris, if you're that desperate for aplce to shack up I'm sure Josh will share his twin-size bed in his parent's basement with you.

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Chris, if you're that desperate for aplce to shack up I'm sure Josh will share his twin-size bed in his parent's basement with you.

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With all the free soda and videogames, how can ya lose!?!?!

And you two could carpool in that sweet sweet Solsti.....wait, nevermind.

Chris, if you're that desperate for aplce to shack up I'm sure Josh will share his twin-size bed in his parent's basement with you.

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not if Harry is already there.

With all the free soda and videogames, how can ya lose!?!?!

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and wasted solstice parts hanging on the wall.........and dead cell phones......

Edited December 7, 200619 yr by regfootball

OK, OK...simmer boys. Simmer.

Hey, how about a place to stay for one night?

Hey wassup guys i'm Ricky and i'm always looking for a good time i'm ready to please with my 9" love tool always a great time with me. Give me a call guys (313)618-4804.

Location: Dearborn Heights

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