December 7, 200619 yr Well your 18 now. You can now legally sleep with that gross 39 year old guy who wont leave you alone eveytime he sees you online. (yeech) My gift to you....a bunch of naked guys. Happy 18th bud. Edited December 7, 200619 yr by CD/BP
December 7, 200619 yr Author You can also now legally buy.......whatever the hell this thing is?? Edited December 7, 200619 yr by CD/BP
December 7, 200619 yr Ha I love the A&F token black dude Happy 18th...enjoy it...but please for the love of everything sacred and good don't jump into porn. And if you're talking to a 39 y/o online...ew. Just ew. Have fun, but make good choices...please? No one here wants you to get hurt.
December 7, 200619 yr Well Cory Wolfe, today's your day. You made it to adulthood. It's a big world out there, watch yourself and have a great time. We're all pulling for ya.
December 7, 200619 yr You can also now legally buy.......whatever the hell this thing is?? 224911[/snapback] OMG!!!! 39yo, pffft, I got that beat, that latina is 45....oops, said too much. Happy birthday Cory!
December 7, 200619 yr Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey! and you smell like one too!
December 7, 200619 yr Congratuations, you've made it this far without dying. But I hear the high score is about 121 years. You can do it!!!
December 7, 200619 yr *Shakes head at that thing Chris posted* Thanks, guys. I haven't really been looking forward to this since all my plans fell through, but oddly, I woke up in a surprisingly good mood today. It is snowing out, too. I feel like buying myself something... and no, Chris, not that something. As for talking to some 39 year old... Haha, no, I'm not. Chris just likes to be ghey.
December 7, 200619 yr Awww, no images at work... I'll check when I get home. Like I had to say to two of my students today, Buon Compleanno e Auguri! (Happy Bday and Best Wishes!)
December 7, 200619 yr Thanks to the additional replies. Now my birthday is almost over and I've sat at home all day. Yay.
December 7, 200619 yr Thanks to the additional replies. Now my birthday is almost over and I've sat at home all day. Yay. 225064[/snapback] Listen...your friends could throw you off... my friends got me for my 25th. They really made me feel like they had absolutely nothing planned, and then WHAM... they really went crazy. Even parked their cars 2 blocks over because they know I'd know their cars just by looking at them. "Can you feed the dog? We're not going to get home in time." Doing anything special just for yourself? *Edited for yet again putting my foot in my mouth. Edited December 7, 200619 yr by Paolino
December 8, 200619 yr Happy Birthday, Cory! Now go out and do some reverse donuts in that Millenia of yours!
December 8, 200619 yr HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY, Cory! Hope you had a good day! Cort:33swm."Mr MC" / "Mr Road Trip".pig valve.pacemaker MCinfo.hobbies.RTs.pics.CHD = www.chevyasylum.com/cort "It goes so fast" ... Jodee Messina ... 'Was That My Life?'
December 8, 200619 yr hey, it's still the 7th here for another half an hour. Happy Birthday BV! (BTW, the high score is actually 122 years, set by a French lady. Good luck. :AH-HA_wink: ) Edited December 8, 200619 yr by Turbojett
December 8, 200619 yr Doing anything special just for yourself? 225074[/snapback] Well, I wanted to go Pegasus, but that didn't work out. I couldn't find someone to go with. Tonight, I'm just having the same old "party" at the grandparent's. Better than nothing. Happy Birthday, Cory! Now go out and do some reverse donuts in that Millenia of yours! 225104[/snapback] Sounds like an idea...
December 8, 200619 yr You managed to live past 17? Damn after all those threads about riding your ATV by the light of the moon/stars with the lights off I put a lot of money on you killing yourself accidentally before the age of 18. The T.W.C.C. office pool is not going well for me. First Cadillac does not call the BLS the C!marron II and now this. All joking aside, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I too recently joined the 21st century and I got a regular celly-phone. I got a Verizon family plan through work (with a substantial discount) and I'll end up saving money over the Pre-paid phones I've been using. So now I gots me a RAZOR celly with recordable ring tones. My T.W.C.C. member's ringtones include: - Final Countdown (Europe) - Novermber Rain (G&R) - GASOLINA (Daddy Jankee feat. LIL JON) - Black Betty (Lynyrd Skynyrd) - One Piece at a Time (J. Cash) - Dirty Deeds (AC~DC)
December 8, 200619 yr Happy Birthday Cory! I wasn't really on yesterday so please forgive my lateness. That token black A&F guy is funny.
December 8, 200619 yr Author Is that Ashton Kutcher second from the left? 225314[/snapback] Or a stranger question....is that guy in the middle about to sig heil?!? Edited December 8, 200619 yr by CD/BP
December 9, 200619 yr Viper, you are now old enough to do something that only adult men can do... go to the store and pick up some tampons for your mom.
December 9, 200619 yr Viper, you are now old enough to do something that only adult men can do... go to the store and pick up some tampons for your mom. 225605[/snapback] You (ocnblu) can use one every now and then.
December 9, 200619 yr Viper, you are now old enough to do something that only adult men can do... go to the store and pick up some tampons for your mom. 225605[/snapback] You (ocnblu) can use one every now and then. 225687[/snapback] OMG, sweetie!!!??! (As my Oldsmoboitoy once posted) As for my sexy Cory boy...well dont waste your money on this: I've burned out the motors on three of them this year. Edited December 9, 200619 yr by wpbharry
December 12, 200619 yr 224983[/snapback] OK....this was just hilarious.....! Cory.....all my best to you bud.....happy (belated) birthday!
December 12, 200619 yr Happy 18th (and five days) birthday, I'm going to go laugh at broken down Grand Ams in your honor.
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