February 27, 200719 yr I've got the perfect replacement for your LoveEwe, theTeddy Babe. The FAQ is, interesting to say the least.
February 27, 200719 yr Author Yes, you can have intercourse with your Teddy Babe love doll. Perhaps the most unique and unusual feature of your Teddy Babe is her vaginal entry point; complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, or as we like to call it, "Pussy Velour." Providing an 'unorthodox' but silky-smooth and highly-pleasurable sensation, the plush insert extends deep into the Teddy Babe's body and is collapsed and compressed by the surrounding poly-fil stuffing, until something enters and causes it to expand. It is, therefore, a tight, compressed space, just like a real vagina. Teddy Babes Attached by two or four nylon snaps, the plush vaginal insert can be removed and turned inside-out for easy clean-up with soap and warm water. After drying, it can then be re-inserted and used again. Additional plush vaginal inserts will also be available on our PRODUCTS page. For those who prefer a more 'orthodox' sensation, in place of the plush insert, your Teddy Babe's entry point is able to accommodate many conventional silicone or latex inserts of comparable shape and size, which are widely available in the adult sex toy online marketplace. There are pics too, but I'm sure as hell not posting them. This just keeps getting funnier as the day progresses. Someone, somewhere (probably Fly, maybe Ven) complained that their latex love doll wasn't cuddly enough, and thus this was born.
February 28, 200719 yr Oh. Why hello there, babydoll... Grawr. Edited February 28, 200719 yr by NOS2006
February 28, 200719 yr I saw something like this on TV once. One of those adult channels you get with the movie package. For the lonely man, or woman who loves to play with dolls as well as themselves!
February 28, 200719 yr Actually, now that I think about it, this has almost all the same qualities as Satty's mom: One-time charge I can get it whenever I want Likes being stored in the closet I wouldn't ever tell anybody about it Not very active, so I have to do all the work Can hardly hold itself up in certain positions The list goes on and on. Only thing is that the TeddyBabe is exactly 1400 times more expensive (without shipping) but gives out about the equivalent in pleasure. Hmm...
February 28, 200719 yr Author NOS raises a good point. Figure it takes four dates to get a woman in the sack. 4 dates x $200 a date = $800. If you're spending $200/date, chances are you're paying the woman to get into the sack.
February 28, 200719 yr There's osmething very creepy about those sex dolls. I can see some real sketchy @*$#& sleeping with his arm around its waist.
February 28, 200719 yr I'm not sure if I should laugh my ass off... ...or hide from humanity... Do Both
February 28, 200719 yr then he would look Insane. Hiding away and laughing while he hugs his Teddy Babe Edited February 28, 200719 yr by capriceman
March 1, 200719 yr If you're spending $200/date, chances are you're paying the woman to get into the sack. Considering I've gotten sex the same night w/o spending a dime plenty of times.
March 1, 200719 yr Considering I've gotten sex the same night w/o spending a dime plenty of times. Somebody's got to support the neighborhood crack whore's habit. Ouch...
March 1, 200719 yr Somebody's got to support the neighborhood crack whore's habit. BTW, Your mom says hi :AH-HA_wink:
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