Hmmmmm, I got pulled over today. I was behind some old 1995 or so Jeep Cherokee going 40 mph in a 55 mph zone. So I decide to pull around him since it was a 4 lane highway. I blow by him in my Grand Prix going about 65, as I get ahead of him I hear a siren, I think, what an A$$hole trying to pretend he's a cop. So in my mind I think, hmmmm let me show you what I can do. I step on the gas and in a second I'm up to 90 mph. I hear that siren again and I think won't that AHole give it up. I look in my rearview and I see he has the hidden police lights in the grille on. I think, ain't this a b*tch, so I pull over. The cop that was driving the Jeep is in full uniform, his partner is in regular clothes, with his hand on his gun, as if I'm going to open up my sunroof with my AK-47 and mow them down.

The cop in uniform says sir "Do you know how fast you were going?", I say, I have no idea officer. He says, "You were going 90 in a 55 mph zone." he also says "Do you know Motor Vehicle can pull your license for going 20 miles over the posted limit?", Again I say, no officer I was not aware of that (I actually was). He says "License please!", I think I will have to throw myself on the mercy of the court.

The cop looks at my license, says to me, "Slow Down", hands me my license and says "Have a good day!" and lets me go.

It felt better than sex!

Edited March 12, 200719 yr by Pontiac-Custom-S

It felt better than sex!

Im not sure you're doing it right then....

Well, after something like that, it had to feel good to be let off that easily.

You lucky son of a gun.

Lucky. I guess the northern DE cops are less stringent about stuff than the southern DE cops are--my dad got a ticket in Bridgeville. We were trailering our boat for a weekend at the grandparents', and slowing down from the 50 zone to the 35 zone. A cop got us (ambushed us, more appropirately) for doing 38 in a 35. We tried to explain that you can't slow down as fast while trailering a boat as you can without one, but all the cop told us was "oh well, maybe this $65 expense will make you think twice about speeding next time."

It might have been your out of state plates for the reason they didn't cut you a break.

Im not sure you're doing it right then....

omg! :rotflmao:

Im not sure you're doing it right then....

point to you sir

I saw someone have a really bad day. The cop was standing on the sidewalk with a radar gun, tagged the guy then stood in the middle of the street and waved the guy into a parking lot. Sucks to be him.

Well, after something like that, it had to feel good to be let off that easily.

He did 'get off' after all... :AH-HA_wink:

Wow!

Now he can spend that "saved" money on sex....

Money on sex? I get it or give it for free! I use my money on cars!

I've had a few like that. The ones I hate are the cops I know. They'll pull me over to just to chat. Kinda like today. Cop friend of mine got a Charger, so he just HAD to pull me over to show it off. I challeneged him to a race, and we did. I won.

Oregon law does not allow a ticket for upto 5 mph over the speed limit. Infact most cops won't even pull you over unless you are 9+ mph over.

Oregon law does not allow a ticket for upto 5 mph over the speed limit. Infact most cops won't even pull you over unless you are 9+ mph over.

I think though I'm not sure Massachusetts is the same way.