April 10, 200718 yr And in other news, there was a large explosion this afternoon on the South Lawn of the White House after President Bush plugged an electrical cord into the hydrogen unit of a Ford test vehicle. The president was blown 20 feet back on his ass and is currently recovering in the hospital. A stray dog named named Scrappy is filling in for the president until he returns to office.
April 10, 200718 yr And in other news, there was a large explosion this afternoon on the South Lawn of the White House after President Bush plugged an electrical cord into the hydrogen unit of a Ford test vehicle. The president was blown 20 feet back on his ass and is currently recovering in the hospital. A stray dog named named Scrappy is filling in for the president until he returns to office. In a follow-up report we have learned that the dog is more intelligent and overall better president than the real one. Edited April 17, 200718 yr by Dodgefan
April 10, 200718 yr You know... I have a feeling that any average North American, in the exact same situation, would do something similar.
April 10, 200718 yr You know... I have a feeling that any average North American, in the exact same situation, would do something similar. Not the ones who can read.
April 11, 200718 yr Author With coordination like that, I'm suprised he's ever managed to have kids. laura was there to help
April 11, 200718 yr Author am I violating forum rules when I say GWB makes Carter look effective, Ford look coordinated, and Nixon look open and honest?
April 11, 200718 yr Scrappy? Did anybody ever raise beastiality questions/concerns when Scrappy came about? Edited April 11, 200718 yr by Captainbooyah
April 11, 200718 yr am I violating forum rules when I say GWB makes Carter look effective, Ford look coordinated, and Nixon look open and honest? The truth is never a violation of anything.
April 12, 200718 yr And this guy is trying to tell the automakers they have to increase their corporate average fuel economy by HOW MUCH?
April 12, 200718 yr Autmotive News reports that in fact this did not happen. It was based on a comedy sketch on ABC. Ford's new CEO subsequently told reports, as a joke that he guided Bush's hand in order to stop him plugging it into the wrong socket. As you can see from the photograph, no-one is stopping Bush from plugging it into the wrong socket and there is no other socket nearby. Mullaly has since apologized for giving reporters the wrong idea. Apparently a number of reporters didn't realise that the sketch inspired the anecdote, and not the other way round.
April 12, 200718 yr This is still the same guy who choked on a pretzel... Edited April 17, 200718 yr by Dodgefan
April 12, 200718 yr This is still the same guy who chocked on a pretzel... He did what now? I must've missed this... Hoax or not...it's hilarious imagining what might have took place.
April 12, 200718 yr He did what now? I must've missed this... Hoax or not...it's hilarious imagining what might have took place. http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/ne...000/1759093.stm
April 17, 200718 yr This is still the same guy who chocked on a pretzel...He "choked" on a pretzel. I don't think he "chocked" anything. What? You've never choked on anything before?
April 17, 200718 yr It's pronounced 'nucular'. Nucular. That's how I rponounce it. No joke. I do it because it gets a lot of fun reactions.
April 17, 200718 yr I've noticed that Fords seem to have way too many problems that involve them catching on fire (IIRC, they even had a windshield wiper recall that was due to a fire hazard!), but it takes a special kind of stupid (even more so tha Ford) to make this a possibility. Special lawsuit bonus to the familiy of the first consumer who manages this feat. Likely Darwin Award nominee as well. Edited April 17, 200718 yr by GXT
April 17, 200718 yr He "choked" on a pretzel. I don't think he "chocked" anything. What? You've never choked on anything before? Oh forgive me for making a typo, I'm sure you've never made one before. And no, I've never choked on food before. It's not a difficult process. Open mouth Insert portion of food Chew thoroughly Swallow Repeat as necessary Drinking before, or after each session is optional Edited April 17, 200718 yr by Dodgefan
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