Finally captured this beast...

That's a 2007 Lexus ES350 'Diamond Deluxe Edition' driven by the world's oldest (and poorest-taste) Lexus owner. The best part is what you can't see - portholes. Nope, not generic fender vents either, but the rounded aftermarket Ventiports that you can purchase at your local Buick dealership.

Worse yet, he stuck four portholes on each side. Not just a poseur, but a liar as well.

He should probably change the numbers on the back of the car to the ES460. Hey, while he's at it, if he shuts his car off at red lights, he can add an "h".

I guess only Toyotas with a T on them try to ram you?

I saw a tan Buick Lucerne with one of those tops.

Ugly assed car!

Chris

Automotive perfection right there.

This is just like the '03 White Diamond Cadillac CTS and '99 Stone White Chrysler 300M, both of which have full tan cloth/vinyl roofs...

However, at least locally, nothing beats the old guy who bought a new Cool Vanilla white '05 300C Hemi, and not only has NEVER washed it--it's one of the dirtiest cars around--but also still spent the money to have a full navy blue canvas top installed.

When, oh when, will these people die off...the sad part is, I know a LOT of older people who would do something like was done to this ES350 and think it's gorgeous...

Edited May 9, 200718 yr by caddycruiser

Won't be long, now.

But the trend will be replaced by one that is equally grotesque. And I dread to see what that is.

Edited May 9, 200718 yr by aaaantoine