Was it playing the flute?

You can see the iPod earbuds but you can't see the sheetmusic he was flipping through.

While I didn't SEE it firsthand, I knew a guy in high school who got pulled over because he was trying to play guitar and drive. He was also high.

Ya know, its like people don't THINK about what they're doing. Have fun when the airbag deploys and throws that clarinette through the back of your skull.

Edited June 7, 200718 yr by bowtie_dude

I've seen a dude pick his nose, and spend half a minute trying to flick it out the window.

I'm no expert, but that looks like a practice pipe for a bagpipes.... especially with the way he's holding it.

I've seen a dude pick his nose, and spend half a minute trying to flick it out the window.

It was you, admit it!

I've seen a dude pick his nose, and spend half a minute trying to flick it out the window.

I was a light once and a suit in a 300ZX behind me was picking his nose so agressively it looked like he had his entire hand up his nose..

Probably best I don't say......

I was at a light once sitting next to this old woman who was trying to put eyeliner on without her glasses. I noticed her window was down as she was intent on getting it just right. The light turned green and I laid on my horn, the last I seen, she had eye liner down the side of her cheek.

Edited June 7, 200718 yr by Pontiac Custom-S

Probably best I don't say......

Why do I get the feeling it'll sound like Master Debater.

Edited June 7, 200718 yr by Captainbooyah

My coworker Andrew was driving and some other guy on the road thought Andrew cut him off. The other guy opened his door and leaned out of his car to spit on Andrew's car. He almost fell on the pavement in the process. They were going about 60 km/h. Man, that would have hurt!!

ps. Fly, that's a really freaky time-warp effect on the front rim of that Nissan.

Edited June 7, 200718 yr by the_yellow_dart

Why do I get the feeling it'll sound like Master Debater.

Or maybe Fillet Shio.

I was behind a guy who was reading the paper, using a laptop, and talking on the cell phone all at the same time.

I saw a guy shave

Women doing thier hair and make up

I was behind an SUV that had a porno playing on his DVD player, when I noticed to soccer mom with a minivan full of kids behind me, I changed lanes.

I've seen some guy in a Corvette brush his teeth at a stoplight in Lexington. I'm sure there are other instances, but that's what readily comes to mind right now.

I was behind an SUV that had a porno playing on his DVD player, when I noticed to soccer mom with a minivan full of kids behind me, I changed lanes.

Was it by any chance Eddie Griffin?

Edited June 8, 200718 yr by Captainbooyah

Last Saturday on a freeway in Asheville, a woman in a Ford Ranger truck almost veered into me. When I sped up to get out of the way, I looked over, and she was eating a chicken leg.

I was behind a guy who was reading the paper, using a laptop, and talking on the cell phone all at the same time.

I saw a guy shave

Women doing thier hair and make up

I was behind an SUV that had a porno playing on his DVD player, when I noticed to soccer mom with a minivan full of kids behind me, I changed lanes.

that was timberwolves player Eddie Griffin.

o c'mon, who HASN'T HAD sex in a car while driving? We should start a poll. My guess is it's about 80 yes 20 no.

I'm no expert, but that looks like a practice pipe for a bagpipes.... especially with the way he's holding it.

Since you mention it, flutes aren't played quite like that. It's either a bagpipe practice pipe or a clarinet. Quite possibly an oboe?

Some crazy things...

Most recently, a young lady trying to put her thong on while driving....just don't ask what she did at the light.... :AH-HA_wink:

Since you mention it, flutes aren't played quite like that. It's either a bagpipe practice pipe or a clarinet. Quite possibly an oboe?

definitely not clarinet or oboe. Too thin and there aren't any valves.

Maybe it was a recorder?

Ah, yes! Those silly elongated whistles. I didn't know anyone played them beyond fourth grade music class.

(Well, yes, I did. Dude must have been cramming on his way to his college music class.)

Wait. Looks too long to be a standard recorder, I think. Unless he's playing some sort of Tenor Recorder.

Edited June 8, 200718 yr by aaaantoine

I remember playing the recorder back in school. Anyone else try to find the 'brown note' ?

searching for the brown note was my goal in life

I've seen the skin flute played while driving.

I've seen the skin flute played while driving.

You know what disappoints me most.... that it took 25 hours for this joke to be posted.

I was showing some restraint, because I totally thought about it like 6 seconds after Fly posted this thread.

friend's site

pic of someone carrying a rack by hand out a window...

Was it by any chance Eddie Griffin?

No, porno on car DVD players was quite popular around here for a while.

What was great about that was we stopped at a red light before the minivan full of kids could change lanes.

The subjects in question were not driving, but it's worth mentioning.

My wife was working the drive-thru, and a regular cab pick-up truck pulled up with the bench seat full. The driver was paying the cashier and getting the food, and the other people in the cab were minding their own business. A bit further back, on the toolbox at the very front of the truck bed, were a female passenger kneeling facing forward, laughing her ass off, and a male passenger sitting and staring into space.

As they were driving away, my wife discovered what the girl was laughing at. A guy and a girl were having sex on the truck bed, without clothing, in broad daylight, with no cap over the truck bed.

The subjects in question were not driving, but it's worth mentioning.

My wife was working the drive-thru, and a regular cab pick-up truck pulled up with the bench seat full. The driver was paying the cashier and getting the food, and the other people in the cab were minding their own business. A bit further back, on the toolbox at the very front of the truck bed, were a female passenger kneeling facing forward, laughing her ass off, and a male passenger sitting and staring into space.

As they were driving away, my wife discovered what the girl was laughing at. A guy and a girl were having sex on the truck bed, without clothing, in broad daylight, with no cap over the truck bed.

Wow. just wow.