October 4, 200520 yr Heard this on the radio early this morning. I'll botch it, but you'll get the just of it... This morning, President Bush's advisor came in to tell him news of the deaths of 3 Brazilians. President Bush shakes his head, then puts his head in his hands for a minute. Lifting his head he says, "Wow. That's outrageous. A million, trillion, ... brazilian?! Just how many is that?!" Thought I'd share. It woke me up and I was lmao'ing into school lol
October 4, 200520 yr NOS, that is so funny - i listen to Dave and Chuck the freak on 89X in the morning as well!! LOL
October 5, 200520 yr Author No joke is complete without a reference to Ruben Studdard. [post="23958"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] "A recent newsline tells that Fantasia Barino (or w/e) cannot read or write. In a similar test, it's proven that Ruben Studdard cannot walk or run." :lol:
October 5, 200520 yr "Ruben Studdard will always remember his first ham." "Studdard trained his dog to butter itself and jump into his mouth."
October 5, 200520 yr Ruben Studdard is fat. George W Bush is an idiot. If they had a child, it would be a fat idiot. See, I've never been good with jokes.
October 5, 200520 yr Author Speaking of funny, Nick, I love the new addition to the sig. [post="24239"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] And yours too lol
October 6, 200520 yr Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!" The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!" Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
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