July 2, 200718 yr See, this is the way to get people to slow down. Not more troopers, not stricter fines, but hot, half naked women. And if speeding is a problem in places like the Village or San Francisco, hot, half naked men. Is there any problem in this world nudity can't solve? That reminds me, I need find my "I Brake For Boobs" bumper sticker... I have had exactly that thought for very slow business days. We have a concrete median in front of the dealership. We could get half naked women to hold signs above their heads or wear ONLY a sandwhich board below their waist to point out daily specials we are having. It is win-win: people will either pull in to check out our specials, or a 8 car pile up will keep our body shop busy! Edited July 2, 200718 yr by CARBIZ
July 2, 200718 yr Author I have had exactly that thought for very slow business days. We have a concrete median in front of the dealership. We could get half naked women to hold signs above their heads or wear ONLY a sandwhich board below their waist to point out daily specials we are having. It is win-win: people will either pull in to check out our specials, or a 8 car pile up will keep our body shop busy! Let me know when you do, I'd drive up with my cam. Just to say hi of course.
July 2, 200718 yr Nudity is our savior, not Jesus. Don't make me lay the smack down on yo' skinny white cracka ass. :AH-HA_wink:
July 2, 200718 yr Author That girl holding up and pointing to the 50 kmh sign was hot! Oh yes I know, that's the kind of women I like, and that's the kind of woman I married! Blonde and Blue eyed.
July 3, 200718 yr Oh yes I know, that's the kind of women I like, and that's the kind of woman I married! Blonde and Blue eyed. My past girlfriends have all been the same way.
July 3, 200718 yr If this practice became common enough, we probably wouldn't be nearly as touchy (pun at your own risk) about topless women. And if that happened, the effect would probably wear off.
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