3rd day (2nd business day) of July, and still no sales figures? When can we expect them?

One hopes with the ever-intrusivity of computers, soon we'll be able to get sales figures every 15 minutes for the prior hour.

Probably has to do with the holiday.

Probably has to do with the holiday.

Ah, makes sense.

One hopes with the ever-intrusivity of computers, soon we'll be able to get sales figures every 15 minutes for the prior hour.

Something wrong with wanting to know how my favorite automaker and its dark rival faired last month?

Also end of financial year.

Well, I called Rick Wagoner up on his cell and it went something like this...

"Yo, Ricky..."

"Hey, Fly. How's it going?"

"Yeah, yeah. Hey, Rick...what's today's date?"

"Uh, its Tuesday."

"No, you retard...theDATE."

"Oh, I think its the 3rd. Hey, you, me, and Ed are still going to get firew..."

"Hey, shut up. Why is it three days into the month and you bozos haven't released June sales figures yet?"

"Well, its only been three..."

"I don't want to hear this $h!, Rick. Are you going to post them or not?"

"Let me get back to my..."

"ARE YOU GOING TO POST THEM OR NOT?!"

"Yes. Yes, I will. I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry."

"Its okay, Rick. Don't let me have to call you in August like this."

And now they're up...

Clicky

Disclaimer: The above conversation may or may not have actually occurred

Funny, Fly...reeeeeeaaal funny.