Fallen on hard times --- but it feels good to know

that milk and honey's just around the bend.

Running on bad lines --- we'd better run as we go,

Tear up, tear up the overdraft again.

Oh, dear Prime Minister --- it's all such a mess.

Go right ahead and pull the rotten tooth.

Oh, Mr. President --- you've been put to the test.

Come clean, for once, and hit us with the truth.

Looking for sunshine --- oh but it's black and it's cold

Yet, you say that milk and honey's just round the bend.

Giving us a hard time, my friends

handing us the same line again.

Fallen on hard times --- and there's nowhere to hide

Now they've re-possessed the Rolls Royce and the mink.

Turning on the peace sign --- and it's back to the wood.

Soon there will be raised a holy stink.

Somebody wake me. I've been sleeping too long.

Oh, I don't have to take this lying down.

You can keep your promises. Shove `em where they belong.

Don't ask me to the party --- won't be around.

SLAYER - Bloodline

Eternal the kiss I breathe

Sucked in your blood to me

Feel my wounds of your God

Forever reign immortality

I smell of death I reek of hate

I will live forever

Lost child, pain of death

Bleeding screams of silence

In my veins your eternity

I'll kill you and your dreams tonight

Begin new life

Bleed your death upon me

Let your Bloodline feed my youth

First breath 'fore I come alive

Learn to kill

Blood thirst the ways you feed your hunger

Dark shy has no rival test your faith in blood

Nightime as hunting packs of feeding frenzy

I'll kill you and your dreams tonight

Begin new life

Bleed your death upon me

Let your Bloodline feed my youth

I am the first after last Commune by a single kiss

Betray eternally I'll rip inside your soul

Contaminating the world

Deviding Godless sun

Black art to face your death

There will be a hit for me

Lead - King Take the flesh of life itself

Prepare to reign a thousand years

I'll kill you and your dreams tonight

Begin new life

Bleed your death upon me

Let your Bloodline feed my youth

Bleed your death upon me

Bleed your death upon me

Bleed your death upon me

Let your Bloodline feed my youth

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.

My words but a whisper - your deafness a SHOUT.

I may make you feel but I can't make you think.

Your sperm's in the gutter - your love's in the sink.

So you ride yourselves over the fields and

you make all your animal deals and

your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in

the tidal destruction

the moral melee.

The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers

the newfangled way.

But your new shoes are worn at the heels and

your suntan does rapidly peel and

your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

And the love that I feel is so far away:

I'm a bad dream that I just had today - and you

shake your head and

say it's a shame.

Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth.

Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth.

Spin me down the long ages: let them sing the song.

Wond'ring aloud --

how we feel today.

Last night sipped the sunset --

my hands in her hair.

We are our own saviours

as we start both our hearts beating life

into each other.

Wond'ring aloud --

will the years treat us well.

As she floats in the kitchen,

I'm tasting the smell

of toast as the butter runs.

Then she comes, spilling crumbs on the bed

and I shake my head.

And it's only the giving

that makes you what you are.

Wond'ring aloud --

how we feel today.

Last night sipped the sunset --

my hands in her hair.

We are our own saviours

as we start both our hearts beating life

into each other.

Wond'ring aloud --

will the years treat us well.

As she floats in the kitchen,

I'm tasting the smell

of toast as the butter runs.

Then she comes, spilling crumbs on the bed

and I shake my head.

And it's only the giving

that makes you what you are.

Please stop! You are making the dogs howl in Delaware with your singing!

You asked for it, PCS!

I am singing this one, and I'm singing it the way Bob did.

Early one morning the sun was shining

I was laying in bed

Wond'ring if she'd changed it all

If her hair was still red

Her folks they said our lives together

Sure was gonna be rough

They never did like Mama's homemade dress

Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough

And I was standing on the side of the road

Rain falling on my shoes

Heading out for the East Coast

Lord knows I've paid some dues getting through

Tangled up in blue.

She was married when we first meet

Soon to be divorced

I helped her out of a jam I guess

But I used a little too much force

We drove that car as far as we could

Abandoned it out West

Split it up on a dark sad night

Both agreeing it was best

She turned around to look at me

As I was walking away

I heard her say over my shoulder

"We'll meet again someday on the avenue"

Tangled up in blue.

I had a job in the great north woods

Working as a cook for a spell

But I never did like it all that much

And one day the ax just fell

So I drifted down to New Orleans

Where I happened to be employed

Working for a while on a fishing boat

Right outside of Delacroix

But all the while I was alone

The past was close behind

I seen a lot of women

But she never escaped my mind and I just grew

Tangled up in blue.

She was working in a topless place

And I stopped in for a beer

I just kept looking at her side of her face

In the spotlight so clear

And later on as the crowd thinned out

I's just about to do the same

She was standing there in back of my chair

Said to me "Don't I know your name ?"

I muttered something underneath my breath

She studied the lines on my face

I must admit I felt a little uneasy

When she bent down to tie the laces of my shoe

Tangled up in blue.

She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe

"I thought you'd never say hello" she said

"You look like the silent type"

Then she opened up a book of poems

And handed it to me

Written by an Italian poet

From the thirteenth century

And every one of them words rang true

And glowed like burning coal

Pouring off of every page

Like it was written in my soul from me to you

Tangled up in blue

I lived with them on Montague Street

In a basement down the stairs

There was music in the caf,s at night

And revolution in the air

Then he started into dealing with slaves

And something inside of him died

She had to sell everything she owned

And froze up inside

And when finally the bottom fell out

I became withdrawn

The only thing I knew how to do

Was to keep on keeping on like a bird that flew

Tangled up in blue.

So now I'm going back again

I got to get her somehow

All the people we used to know

They're an illusion to me now

Some are mathematicians

Some are carpenter's wives

Don't know how it all got started

I don't what they're doing with their lives

But me I'm still on the road

Heading for another joint

We always did feel the same

We just saw it from a different point of view

Tangled up in Blue.

Some say the end is near.

Some say well see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

Bull$h! three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless f@#king hole we call la

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f@#king time. any f@#king day.

Learn to swim, Ill see you down in arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your cable and

Fret for your car.

Its a

Bull$h! three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless f@#king hole we call la

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f@#king time. any f@#king day.

Learn to swim, Ill see you down in arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip$h!s.

Some say the end is near.

Some say well see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly $h!, stupid $h!...

One great big festering neon distraction,

Ive a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Moms gonna fix it all soon.

Moms comin round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

f@#k l ron hubbard and

f@#k all his clones.

f@#k all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

f@#k retro anything.

f@#k your tattoos.

f@#k all you junkies and

f@#k your short memory.

Learn to swim.

f@#k smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

f@#k these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz Im praying for rain

And Im praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.

Dont just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

I cant imagine why you wouldnt

Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.

You want to know why I hate you?

Well I'll try and explain...

You remember that day in Paris

When we wandered through the rain

And promised to each other

That we'd always think the same

And dreamed that dream

To be two souls as one

And stopped just as the sun set

And waited for the night

Outside a glittering building

Of glittering glass and burning light...

And in the road before us

Stood a weary greyish man

Who held a child upon his back

A small boy by the hand

The three of them were dressed in rags

And thinner than the air

And all six eyes stared fixedly on you

The father's eyes said "Beautiful!

How beautiful you are!"

The boy's eyes said

"How beautiful!

She shimmers like a star!"

The childs eyes uttered nothing

But a mute and utter joy

And filled my heart with shame for us

At the way we are

I turned to look at you

To read my thoughts upon your face

And gazed so deep into your eyes

So beautiful and strange

Until you spoke

And showed me understanding is a dream

"I hate these people staring

Make them go away from me!"

The fathers eyes said "Beautiful!

How beautiful you are!"

The boys eyes said

"How beautiful! She glitters like a star!"

The child's eyes uttered joy

And stilled my heart with sadness

For the way we are

And this is why I hate you

And how I understand

That no-one ever knows or loves another

Or loves another

Did someone say "encore" ?

You got a lotta nerve

To say you are my friend

When I was down

You just stood there grinning

You got a lotta nerve

To say you got a helping hand to lend

You just want to be on

The side that's winning

You say I let you down

You know it's not like that

If you're so hurt

Why then don't you show it

You say you lost your faith

But that's not where it's at

You had no faith to lose

And you know it

I know the reason

That you talk behind my back

I used to be among the crowd

You're in with

Do you take me for such a fool

To think I'd make contact

With the one who tries to hide

What he don't know to begin with

You see me on the street

You always act surprised

You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"

But you don't mean it

When you know as well as me

You'd rather see me paralyzed

Why don't you just come out once

And scream it

No, I do not feel that good

When I see the heartbreaks you embrace

If I was a master thief

Perhaps I'd rob them

And now I know you're dissatisfied

With your position and your place

Don't you understand

It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time

You could stand inside my shoes

And just for that one moment

I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time

You could stand inside my shoes

You'd know what a drag it is

To see you

I called you after midnight

Then ran until my heart burst

I passed the howling woman

And stood outside your door

We walked around the lake

And woke up in the rain

And everyone turned over

Troubled in their dreams again

Visiting time is over

And so we walk away

And both play dead then cry out loud

Why we always cry this way?

I kissed you in the water

And made your dry lips sing

I saw you look

Like a japanese baby

In an instant I remembered everything

I called you after midnight

Then ran until my heart burst

I passed the howling woman

And stood outside your door

I kissed you in the water

And made your dry lips sing

I saw you look

Like a japanese baby

In an instant I remembered everything

Wow...

I bring you SOAD.

Life is a waterfall,

We're one in the river,

And one again after the fall.

Swimming through the void

We hear the word,

We lost ourselves,

But we find it all?

Cause we are the ones that want to play,

Always want to go,

But you never want to stay,

And we are the ones that want to chose,

Always want to play,

But you never want to lose.

Aerials, in the sky,

When you lose small mind,

You free your life.

Life is a waterfall,

We drink from the river,

Then we turn around and put up our walls.

Swimming through the void

We hear the word,

We lost ourselves,

But we find it all?

Cause we are the ones that want to play,

Always want to go,

But you never want to stay,

And we are the ones that want to chose,

Always want to play,

But you never want to lose.

Aerials, in the sky,

When you lose small mind,

You free your life.

Aerials, so up high,

When you free your eyes,

Eternal prize.

Aerials, in the sky,

When you lose small mind,

You free your life.

Aerials, so up high,

When you free your eyes,

Eternal prize.

Somewhere a clock strikes midnight

And there's a full moon in the sky

You hear a dog bark in the distance

You hear someone's baby cry

A rat runs down the alley

And a chill runs down your spine

Someone walks across your grave

And you wish the sun would shine

No one's gonna warn you

And no one's gonna yell Attack

And you don't feel the steel

Till it's hanging out your back

CHORUS:

I'm your Night Prowler, asleep in the day

I'm your Night Prowler, get out of my way

Look out for the Night Prowler, watch you tonight

I'm the Night Prowler, when you turn out the light ..

Too scared to turn your light out

'Cos there's something on your mind

Was that a noise outside your window?

What's that shadow on the blind?

As you lie there naked

Like a body in a tomb

Suspended animation

As I slip into your room

CHORUS

Solo

CHORUS

I'm your Night Prowler, break down your door

I'm your Night Prowler, crawling 'cross your floor

I'm your Night Prowler, make a mess of you, yes I will

Night Prowler, and I am telling this to you

There ain't nothing you can do

(Shazbot Nunu Nunu)

Edited July 22, 200718 yr by Delta Force79

Everyone I Love Is Dead

Seems three years

Though maybe four

Someone drops dead

Whom I adore

You love someone

There will be grief

The kiss of death

Lips of a thief

Goddamnit

A dusty stack of photographs

Of times I cried But mostly laughed

Commit the past Into blue flame

Acrid smoke Cowardly shame

Goddamnit

At times I'm truly terrified

Cause dope and booze don't help to hide

They're used to mask a weakling's hurt

It's just like painting over dirt

Everyone I love is dead

Everyone I love is dead

(All dead)

Life's a game I cannot win

Both good and bad must surely end

The mirrors always tell the truth

I love myself for hating you

Everyone I love is dead

Everyone I love is dead

Everyone I love is dead

Everyone I love is dead

Goddamnit

Goddamnit

All dead

Ow! Forgive me father, for I have sinned

I've been through hell and back again

I shook hands with the devil

Looked 'im in the eye

Looked like a long lost friend

Ow-ah, anything you want, any dirty deeds

He's got everything 'cept what I really need

Keepin' me temporarily satisfied

But not one thing I've tried

Filled me up inside or felt like mine

Mine all mine

Yeah, the search goes on

The more I look, my world keeps gettin' smaller

Staring at the sun, searchin' for the light

Almost ended up blind Some only see what they wanna see

Claiming victory, oh but that's not me

Gimme truth, gimme somethin' real

I just wanna feel like it's mine all mine

(Ooh-ooo-ooh)

Ooh-oo-ooh, really mine

(Mine all mine)

Come on, 'n gimme somethin'

(Ooh-oo-ooh)

Somethin', that's mine all mine all mine

Mine all mine

All the words on the wall look the same in the mirror

Every riddle and every clue

Ow, you've got Allah in the east

You've got Jesus in the west

Christ, what's a man to do?

They'll find a cure for anything

Just kill the pain or numb my brain

We see a man speakin' the word of God

Provin' to be a fraud. his own church applauds

Stop lookin' out, start lookin' in

Be your own best friend

Stand up and say "Hey! This is mine!"

(Ooh-oo-ooh)

Ooh, all mine

(Mine all mine)

Yeah

'N baby you've got somethin'

(Ooh-oo-ooh)

Uh! An', and I got somethin'

(Mine all mine)

Hey, and it's mine all mine all mine

A cockroach in the concrete, courthouse tan and beady eyes.

A slouch with fallen arches, purging truths into great lies.

A little man with a big eraser, changing history

Procedures that he's programmed to, all he hears and sees.

Altering the facts and figures, events and every issue.

Make a person disappear, and no one will ever miss you.

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was.

Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws.

Follow the instructions of the New Ways' Evil Book of Rules.

Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools.

You say you've got the answers, well who asked you anyway?

Ever think maybe it was meant to be this way?

Don't try to fool us, we know the worst is yet to come.

I believe my kingdom will come.

Chorus

F is for fighting, R is for red,

Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed.

E, we elect them, E, we eject them,

In the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

D, for your dying, O, your overture,

M, they will cover your grave with manure.

This spells out freedom, it means nothing to me,

As long as there's a P.M.R.C.

F is for fighting, R is for red,

Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed.

E, we elect them, E, we eject them,

In the land of the free and the home of the brave.

D, for your dying, O, your overture,

M is for money and you know what that cures.

This spells out freedom, it means nothing to me,

As long as there's a P.M.R.C.

Put your hand right up my shirt,

Pull the strings that make me work,

Jaws will part, words fall out,

like a fish with hook in mouth.

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was.

Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws.

Follow the instructions of the New Ways' Evil Book of Rules.

Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools.

I'm not a fish

I'm a man with hook in mouth!

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine

Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.

You've been in the pipeline, filling in time, provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.

You bought a guitar to punish your ma,

And you didn't like school, you know you're nobody's fool

So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.

What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.

You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,

He always ate in the steak bar, he loved to drive in his Jaguar

So welcome to the machine.

breathe in breathe out

breathe in breathe out

breathe in

breathe in breathe out

breathe in breathe out

breathe in

tied to a wheel fingers got to feel

bleedin' through a turniquet smile

i spin on a whim i slide to the right

i felt you like electric light

for our love

for our fear

for our rise against the years and years and years

got a machinehead better than the rest

green to red machinehead

got a machinehead better than the rest

green to red

and i walk from my machine

i walk from my machine

breathe in breathe out

breathe in breathe out

breathe in

deaf dumb and thirty

starting to deserve this

leaning on my conscience wall

blood is like wine

unconscious all the time

if i had it all again

i'd change it all

got a machinehead better than the rest

green to red machinehead

got a machinehead better than the rest

green to red

and i walk from my machine

i walk from my machine

breathe in breathe out

breathe in breathe out

breathe in

breathe in

breathe in

got a machinehead better than the rest

green to red machinehead

got a machinehead better than the rest

green to red

better than the rest

better than the rest

machinehead

and i walk from my machine

i walk from my machine

Nobody gonna take my car

Im gonna race it to the ground

Nobody gonna beat my car

Its gonna break the speed of sound

Oooh its a killing machine

Its got everything

Like a driving power big fat tyres

And everything

I love it and I need it

I bleed it yeah its a wild hurricane

Alright hold tight

Im a highway star

Nobody gonna take my girl

Im gonna keep her to the end

Nobody gonna have my girl

She stays close on every bend

Oooh shes a killing machine

Shes got everything

Like a moving mouth body control

And everything

I love her I need her

I seed her

Yeah she turns me on

Alright hold on tight

Im a highway star

Nobody gonna take my head

I got speed inside my brain

Nobody gonna steal my head

Now that Im on the road again

Oooh Im in heaven again Ive got everything

Like a moving ground an open road

And everything

I love it and I need it

I seed it

Eight cylinders all mine

Alright hold on tight

Im a highway star

Nobody gonna take my car

Im gonna race it to the ground

Nobody gonna beat my car

Its gonna break the speed of sound

Oooh its a killing machine

Its got everything

Like a driving power big

Fat tyres and everything

I love it and I need it

I bleed it

Yeah its a wild hurricane

Alright hold on tight

Im a highway star

Im a highway star

Im a highway star

(Pull over, $h!head, this is the cops)

Full tank, pockets lined with cash

Full throttle, gonna rip some ass.

Drive all day, and through the night,

Romance the road, winding left and right.

The stars above guide me, the moonlight is free.

A feeling inside me, and the whole world to see.

Driving fast makes me feel good,

The speed of light trapped under my hood.

Breaking laws, 'cause there's nothing to do.

Driving the interstate, stopped for a 502

Hundreds of miles rolled off today.

Signs lose their meaning, minutes tick away.

Dirt roads to interstates, I must have drove them all.

Cigarettes and burgers, caffeine and alcohol.

Drive until daybreak, always on the go.

Life on the freeway, night shift till dawn patrol.

Driving fast makes me feel good,

The speed of light trapped under my hood

Breaking laws 'cause there's nothing to do.

Driving the interstate, stopped for a 502.

Stopped for a 502, next time it's gonna be you.

Stars above guide me

This feeling inside me.

I drive until daybreak.

Life on the freeway is Hell.

I'm coming through.

I read Megadeth, Tool... Cool!

Here's a lyric for you all:

"Bass solo, take one" :AH-HA_wink:

Edited July 22, 200718 yr by ZL-1

{police sirens}

Mmm mm-mmmm-mm

Mmm mm-mmmm-mm

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

I wish I had you to talk to

If a man ever needed dyin', he did

No one had the right to say what he said about you

And it's so cold and lonely here without you

Out there the law's a-comin'

I'm scared and so tired of runnin'

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

I wish I had you to talk to

It hurts to see the man that I've become

And to know I'll never see the morning sun shine on the land

I'll never see your smilin' face or touch your hand

If just once more I could see

You, our home, and our little baby

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

{police sirens}

I wish I had you to talk to

I hope this letter finds its way to you

Forgive me, Love, for the shame I put you through and all the tears

Hang on, Love, to the memories of those happy years

Red lights are flashin' around me

Yeah, Love, it looks like they found me

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

Indiana wants me

Lord, I can't go back there

I wish I had you to talk to

Indiana wants me (this is the police, you are surrounded)

Lord, I can't go back there (give yourself up)

Indiana wants me (this is the police, give yourself up)

Lord, I can't go back there (you are surrounded)

{shoot-out sound effects}

One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces

-P.F.

Careful with that axe, 68!

Now a new look in my eyes, my spirit will rise. Forget the past; present tense works and lasts. Got $h! on; pissed on; spit on; stepped on; f@#ked with; pointed at by lesser men.

New life in place of old life. Unscarred by trials.

A new level of confidence and power.

Demanding plea for unity between us all. United stand, death before divided fall. In mock military order: vulgar, power, impatient. Because time is shorter

New life in place of old life. Unscarred by trials.

A new level of confidence and power.

No f@#king surrender, can't lose. Life kills.

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot, girl,

And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say,
Is 'Pearl Harbor sucked,
And I miss you.'

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school;
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part;
He's way better than Ben Affleck,

And now, all I can think about is your smile,
And that $h!ty movie, too.
Pearl Harbor sucked,
And I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more than I miss you.

Camino:

You probably already know this but that's the lyrics to "One Of These Days"...

I think that's the coolest song of all time. Grew up listening to P.F.

Simple, deep, perplexing & mostly instrumental. Love it.

Camino:

You probably already know this but that's the lyrics to "One Of These Days"...

I think that's the coolest song of all time. Grew up listening to P.F.

Simple, deep, perplexing & mostly instrumental. Love it.

All true.

I just couldn't resist posting that after it popped into my head.

I love you,

You love me,

We're a happy family,

with a great big hug,

and a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too

I love you,

You love me,

We're best friends like friends should be,

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too

Sorry, I just couldn't resist!

Edited July 23, 200718 yr by Pontiac Custom-S

I love you,

You love me,

We're a happy family,

with a great big hug,

and a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too

I love you,

You love me,

We're best friends like friends should be,

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too

Sorry, I just couldn't resist!

:rotflmao: x10

My niece would love that, even thought she's 7 years old, and she's already watching crap like Hannah Banana, or Hannah Montana, or what the heck it's called...

Edited July 23, 200718 yr by ZL-1

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)

And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard

If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”

“Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”

“Well can you blame them?”

“Yeah.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)

And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner

“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”

“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”

“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”

“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)

And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

All around the country, from coast to coast

People always say, "What do you like most?"

I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast

I always tell them, "I like toast."

YEAH TOAST!

YEAH TOAST!

Wake up in the morning, 'round 6 AM

Have a little jelly, have a little jam

Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot

Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast...

YEAH TOAST!

YEAHAHHH!

When the first caveman drove in from the dregs

Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs

Must've been a genius got it in his head... plug

The toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread, and make toast...

YEAH TOAST!

YEAH TOAST!

Now, there's no secret to toasting perfection

There's a dial on the side and you make your selection

Push it to the light or the dark, and then,

If it pops too soon, push it down again, and make toast...

YEAH TOAST!

YEAHHhhaha!

Oui monsieur bonjour concette

Oh hoh croisannt le chevy corvette

Maurice chevelle ye eiffel tower

OUI MOI REBA GET FRANCOI

FRENCH TOAST!

FRENCH TOAST!

Cowboy, Enron, longhorn steer

Barbara, Jenna, and George W.

143 executions...

TEXAS TOAST!

TEXAS TOAST!

In Chigago or in... Indian..an..anpolis...

YEAH TOAST!

Yeah-ah-ah-ah!

Toast.

Warm winds blowing

Heating blue sky

And a road that goes forever

Been thinking 'bout it lately

Been watching some tv

Been looking all around me

At what has come to be

Been talking to my neighbour

And he agrees with me

It's all gone crazy

Well my wife returns from taking

My little girl to school

She's got beads of perspiration

As she tries to keep her cool

She says that mess it don't get no better

There's gonna come a day

Someone's gonna get killed out there

And i turn to her and say texas

She says what?

I said texas

She says what?

They've got big long road out there

Warm winds blowing

Heating blue sky

And a road that goes forever

I'm going to texas

We got to get out of here

We got to get out of here

Well i got a little brother

Several meters high

Yea his built just like a quarterback

And he swears he'll testify

He says he's been to texas

And that's the only place to be

Big stakes, big girls, no trouble there

That's the place for me

I'm going to texas

I'm going to texas

Watch me walking

Watch me walking