July 30, 200718 yr self explanatory. the 10 most dorkiest vehicles you can buy today Honda Fit Honda Ridgeline Honda Civic Kia Rondo Toyota Corolla Toyota Yaris Toyota Prius Toyota Highlander (07) Toyota Tundra Subaru Forester honorable mention Subaru Outback Wagon Hyundai Elantra Hyundai Santa Fe Hyundai Veracruz (don't believe the hype, its a turd) Hyundai Azera Kia Optima Honda CRV Dodge shortwheelbase caravan without tinted windows Buick Terrazza Nissan Quest (i hate to do it, but it still is dorky) Toyota Tacoma any wonder these are almost exclusively, ahem, ....... Edited July 30, 200718 yr by regfootball
July 30, 200718 yr Hey, I like the Outback wagon. Add the Beetle to that list. Oh and the T100 Edited July 30, 200718 yr by Dodgefan
July 30, 200718 yr Why the Subaru Forester? I know a guy who had one with the 2.5 turbo. Modded that thing to STi spec...it hauled ass and handled very well actually. It was always a big joke with him...changed around the badge letters to say "Fartbus" but that thing would move. Looked alright too. It was white with decent rims and performance/lowering springs and a better front grill.
July 30, 200718 yr Author because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off. Edited July 30, 200718 yr by regfootball
July 30, 200718 yr because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off. You have absolutely no room to comment on the looks of a car, Mr. Aztek.
July 30, 200718 yr Most of the above and the Suzuki Aerio or whatever the hell it's called. Plus the Toyota Echo...that rolling breadbox. Get out the pocket protector and TI-89 reference guide for this one Edited July 30, 200718 yr by mustang84
July 30, 200718 yr The Caliber keeps looking more and more dorky. The Focus is pretty dorky in wagon form. I dont feel like thinking of 8 more. Ok, 1 more, Suzuki X90 Edited July 30, 200718 yr by Satty
July 30, 200718 yr Nothing says I have been stripped of my manhood more than a 1994 Mercury Capri A far cry from this Capri
July 30, 200718 yr If I had to come up with a list of current vehicles... Cars: Chevrolet Malibu Chrysler Sebring Jeep Compass Kia Amanti Kia Rio Saturn Ion Scion xB/xD Suzuki Aerio Toyota Prius Volvo V70 Trucks/SUVs/minivans/crossovers: Buick Terraza/Chevrolet Uplander/Saturn Relay Dodge Dakota/Mitsubishi Raider Ford Freestar Ford Freestyle/Mercury Monterey Honda CRV Honda Element Jeep Commander Mazda B series Nissan Armada Toyota Tundra Edited July 30, 200718 yr by blackviper8891
July 30, 200718 yr Author aerio hatch is dorky, but i can live with the sedan. xD is alright. xB is just barely reasonable enough to not fall into the dorky class, IMHO> barely. the aztek is QUIRKY. not dorky. besides, reread my first post, you can't buy an aztek anymore. it's gotta be something in new showrooms now! caliber and focus wagon? I can see that. bias? i only have bias against dorky cars. I forgot the AMANTI!!!!!!!!! argh! hey, as long as we all agree.....the tundra is dorky!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited July 30, 200718 yr by regfootball
July 30, 200718 yr Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink:
July 30, 200718 yr Obviously, ten just isn't enough. I agree with just about every car mentioned in this thread. We live in dorky times.
July 30, 200718 yr Aurora Monte Carlo Millennia Fusion Colorado Silverado 3-series Sky Grand Prix Regal I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS! :AH-HA_wink:
July 30, 200718 yr Aurora Monte Carlo Millennia Fusion Colorado Silverado 3-series Sky Grand Prix Regal I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS! :AH-HA_wink:
July 30, 200718 yr Suzuki Verona Hyundai Elantra Toyota Corolla Toyota Yaris Nissan Versa Aveo hatch <sedan is ok> any GM minivan C-class coupe <rich dork... but still dork> Suzuki Forenza Kia Rondo <whatever> Honda CRV
July 30, 200718 yr Aurora Monte Carlo Millennia Fusion Colorado Silverado 3-series Sky Grand Prix Regal I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS! :AH-HA_wink: Hey, that's not what the cool kids at the school where I teach think about me!
July 30, 200718 yr Toyota Camry 4 Cylinder - well any actually. Scion xA Jeep Compass Pontiac G5 Dodge Neon VW Beetle Honda Fit Kia Rondo - Any Kia. Chevrolet Aveo Nissan Altima
July 30, 200718 yr Aurora Monte Carlo Millennia Fusion Colorado Silverado 3-series Sky Grand Prix Regal I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS! :AH-HA_wink: From the guy who says to be nice to me.
July 30, 200718 yr El Camino Holden UTE/Maloo Holden VE G5 G6 G8 Millennia Toyota Prius Honda Civic Toyota Tundra
July 30, 200718 yr From the guy who says to be nice to me. I can hunt him down, C Eh N Eh D Eh, is not that big and most people live within 100 miles from the US border anyway. Besides we already know his city! :AH-HA_wink:
July 30, 200718 yr Author Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink: you can't buy the 500 anymore either.....so there! i can send your glasses back to you if you want............. The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron. Edited July 30, 200718 yr by regfootball
July 30, 200718 yr The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.Hey now! I'm most-likely getting one of those! Or a Regal. Being that I have to get a car sooner than planned, which cuts into my Lucerne savings.
July 30, 200718 yr These three must fight for the title. Nothing says "I'm thirty-five, a virgin, and live with my mom" more than a Festiva, Echo, or Yaris.
July 30, 200718 yr I can hunt him down, C Eh N Eh D Eh, is not that big and most people live within 100 miles from the US border anyway. Besides we already know his city! :AH-HA_wink:Careful, we have armed border guards now!cbc article
July 30, 200718 yr Aurora Monte Carlo Millennia Fusion Colorado Silverado 3-series Sky Grand Prix Regal I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS! :AH-HA_wink: El Camino Holden UTE/Maloo Holden VE G5 G6 G8 Millennia Toyota Prius Honda Civic Toyota Tundra I'm glad I drive a Millenia, not a Millennia. But one car I really wanted to put on the list, but couldnt justify it over the others I put on it, was the Grand Prix. Such a dorky car.
July 30, 200718 yr Festiva, Echo, or Yaris. pffffffffffft! A friend of mine had a Festiva in university. She was recently considering buying a Yaris. What did she buy instead? A used Echo. Your post hit the nail on the head man, I have to send this to her. OH and her Festiva had the most awesome paint job as well - Green with a pink "splash" vinyl. Nothing says cool like factory vinyls.
July 30, 200718 yr Scion xA Scion xB Scion tC Toyota Prius Honda Element Honda Ridgeline Toyota Yaris Honda Fit Volkswagon Beetle Kia Rondo And an honorable mention: The Biggest Douchebag-mobile Ever Built. Kia Amanti
July 30, 200718 yr I'm glad I drive a Millenia, not a Millennia. But one car I really wanted to put on the list, but couldnt justify it over the others I put on it, was the Grand Prix. Such a dorky car. It's just a Japanese Ford anyway, do I really care what they call it? Edited July 30, 200718 yr by Pontiac Custom-S
July 30, 200718 yr pffffffffffft! A friend of mine had a Festiva in university. She was recently considering buying a Yaris. What did she buy instead? A used Echo. Your post hit the nail on the head man, I have to send this to her. OH and her Festiva had the most awesome paint job as well - Green with a pink "splash" vinyl. Nothing says cool like factory vinyls. She's the postergirl for dorkiness! The coolest thing I've ever seen a Festiva do, though, was pull up to a gas station. The guy turned off the ignition, unlocked the fuel door, reached up, inserted his credit card, removed a nozzle, filled up his car (probably like four gallons) and did all of this without getting out. Awesome.
July 30, 200718 yr Toyota Prius Toyota Camry Hybrid Toyota Highlander Hybrid Lexus GS 450-h Lexus RX 400-h Saturn Aura Greenline Saturn Vue Greenline Ford Escape Hybrid Nissan Altima Hybrid Honda Civic Hybrid
July 30, 200718 yr Author These three must fight for the title. Nothing says "I'm thirty-five, a virgin, and live with my mom" more than a Festiva, Echo, or Yaris. you have her number?
July 30, 200718 yr reg, buddy, you haven't been to a Ford dealer lately, have you? There are plenty of 500s sitting among the Tauruses on the lots. Are you serious? You found my glasses? :AH-HA_wink:
July 30, 200718 yr You have to laugh at the idea of a guy that drives an Aztek coming up with a list of 'dorky' vehicles...
July 31, 200718 yr You have to laugh at the idea of a guy that drives an Aztek coming up with a list of 'dorky' vehicles... Damn... I forgot that one.
July 31, 200718 yr These are pretty much my "ugliest in class" vehicles (inside, out or both) Ridgeline Galant Malibu Freestyle/whatever its called now Focus Sebring Aveo Monte Carlo G6 GXP coupe Compass
July 31, 200718 yr El Camino Holden UTE/Maloo Holden VE G5 G6 G8 Millennia Toyota Prius Honda Civic Toyota Tundra PMS again, PCS?
July 31, 200718 yr Nobody even MENTIONS the Pontiac "dustbuster" minivan????? Pontiac Trans Sport Pontiac Fiero- early years Dodge K-car Aries or Reliant Ford Festiva Toyota Echo Toyota Yaris Any late model Monte Carlo with "Nascar" decals! Scion- you pick Saturn- you pick Cadillac SRX
July 31, 200718 yr Yeah, the dustbuster gets an honorable mention but not on the real list because I have a soft spot for them.
July 31, 200718 yr Really? I think it's one of the top of my list if it were in order! I love ALOT of Cadillacs, but not that one! It's the epitomy of dorky for me!
July 31, 200718 yr Saturn- you pick Really? I think over 10,000 Saturn SKY and SKY RL owners would have to disagree with you, plus the legions of people who wish they had a car as cool as ours
July 31, 200718 yr The new Sentra's pretty dorky....a friend of mine has a '96 and it looks much better. And not wanting to be left out, the Hyundai Accent Basically, any sedan with similar proportions as these is a total nerd car.
July 31, 200718 yr Author You have to laugh at the idea of a guy that drives an Aztek coming up with a list of 'dorky' vehicles... haha funny. so you'd apparently rather drive a ridgeline or a kia amanti then
July 31, 200718 yr Author reg, buddy, you haven't been to a Ford dealer lately, have you? There are plenty of 500s sitting among the Tauruses on the lots. Are you serious? You found my glasses? :AH-HA_wink: no 500's here. haven't been any for two months. meanwhile, the chargers, 300's, and magnums rot on the chrysler lot next door. oh wait, those are all mullet or gangsta cars. my bad. explains why they aren't selling tho. Edited July 31, 200718 yr by regfootball
July 31, 200718 yr I think I got all 10... Chevy GMC Buick Pontiac Cadillac Saturn Hummer Saab Holden Opel/Vauxhall
July 31, 200718 yr Really? I think over 10,000 Saturn SKY and SKY RL owners would have to disagree with you, plus the legions of people who wish they had a car as cool as ours I'll exclude the Sky.
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