I went kayaking yesterday for a couple of hours on a calm, peaceful lake. Well, my kayak doesn't have a backrest, so to get paddling decently I hold myself in a semi-reclined position, I find it works better than sitting straight up or laying mostly reclined. The problem is that it kills the abs. In facts, here is the text I sent a couple of people last night as I was floating around the fishing access before I pulled out:

I just learned a vary important lesson: spending two hours rowing in a semi-reclined position on still water is like doing a million pushups, I may have pulled an ab

One of the replies I got was from my friend Brandon:

Does it feel like you have been giving king kong a blowjob?

I didn't even know what to say, I have to admit it was a kinda funny thing for him to say.

Edited August 19, 200718 yr by Satty

*squints* Not quite sure who king king is, but if you meant king KONG, that was pretty funny, BUT, how does Brandon know the feeling unless he's done it?

Twas King Kong

Oddly enough, I talked to the same dude this morning about stealing goats. I think I need new friends.

That depends, are the goats destined for his sex dungeon? His dinner table? Or a grassy meadow with a delicious tin can here and there to munch on?

The goats we were going to steal are M.I.A., they had been in a pen outside of a house out in the middle of nowhere, but the pen, and the goats, are gone. I'm not sure what the point of stealing goats was, other than to steal goats.

Sounds like someone else got there first.

Satty, you need to keep this guy around just for the stories, especially at parties. He sounds like a hoot to be around.

I'm as hairy as King Kong, but I don't know your friend Satty. :AH-HA_wink:

Satty, you need to keep this guy around just for the stories, especially at parties. He sounds like a hoot to be around.

Seconded. These guys are the best to call on random weekends when you're bored as hell or to party with...