This is the thread where you say any line from the movie Airplane! that you know.

I'll begin.

"I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue."

"Yes I have, and don't call me Shirley!"

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?

Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Ok, I'll go down the Ebonics route:

Black guy to flight attendant: "Slide me a Porter"

(translation in subtitles: I'll have a steak).

What do you make of this?

Well, I could make a broach, or a hat, or a pterodactyl....

"That's Impossible! They're on instruments!"

Woman: "The White zone is for the loading and unloading of passenger only."

Man: "Do not park in the red zone."

Woman: "Don't give me that red zone $h!."

"I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air...yes, birds too."

This is one of my favorites..had to look it up on the imdb:

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?

Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Woman: "The White zone is for the loading and unloading of passenger only."

Man: "Do not park in the red zone."

Woman: "Don't give me that red zone $h!."

Oh but the full sequence is much better!

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone $h! again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved

:rotflmao:

A hospital?

What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but thats not important

Ok, I'll go down the Ebonics route:

Black guy to flight attendant: "Slide me a Porter"

(translation in subtitles: I'll have a steak).

Actually Bob, I think thats speaking Jive.

Edited September 24, 200717 yr by K.C.

The fog is getting thicker.

And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrrger

I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you

Capt Oveur: Ok, put ham on 5, hold the mayo.

looks like i picked the wrong week to quit smoking.