I got this in an email from one of my brothers. Read on, I thought it was pretty funny...

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was

known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What

can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He

started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go

this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has

happened to Sister Logical .

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he

followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could

and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a

man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

As someone who went to Catholic schools the 1st 16 years of my life, I laughed my a$$ off a that. I'm now saying my Hail Marys in Latin of course. :AH-HA_wink:

:rotflmao: I'm going to hell anyway. I'll skip the hail Marys. LOL

I remember a story about a nun that was afraid of the water and a priest offered to help her get over her fear.

She went along with it and one day they both went to a nearby lake. After a few akwward moments she couldn't believe it she was in the water that long and it was going so well.

Strengthened by this she asked, will I really sink if you take your finger out?

OK...if you didn't like that...

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an atler boy.

No offense intended, all in good fun.

LOVE IT!

LOL....that one made me laugh hard enough to wake up the little one....and its midnight...

i saw the thread title and thought it was about the home movies i meade with the camcorder last night.

oops...

(great jokes btw)

signed

-ex catholic