January 29, 200818 yr So you open the newspaper in the morning and you see that there's been a horrible plane crash. At first this saddens you, then you see the list of names for who was involved. A sick satisfaction fills you as you read the list. So, who's on that list for you? Call me a sick bastard but I know you've thought about something like this. My planeful: Mike Harris (former Ontario leader who ruined our school system) Ann Coulter Mariah Carey Kim Il Jong Osama Let's keep this civil please.
January 29, 200818 yr I can't say that there's anyone I would wish death upon. Osama bin Laden, maybe, but his death would be pointless in the grand scheme of things.
January 29, 200818 yr A cargo plane full of Toyotas, providing it happens at sea or in a desolate location, because nothing's worse than having half a burning Camry on your front lawn.
January 29, 200818 yr Author I can't say that there's anyone I would wish death upon. Osama bin Laden, maybe, but his death would be pointless in the grand scheme of things. Hmmm... there is a slight but important difference here. I dont wish death on any of these people. I wouldn't push them in if they were teetering on the edge of a cliff. However I would feel some sort of strange satisfaction if they suddenly ceased to be.
January 29, 200818 yr Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Britney Spears Shia LaBeouf. (Harrison Ford does NOT ride shotgun!)
January 29, 200818 yr Karl Rove Dick Cheney GW Bush Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Donald Rumsfeld Donald Wildmon James Dobson Ann Coulter Rush Limbaugh The world would be a better place without all of these, IMHO.
January 29, 200818 yr Karl Rove Dick Cheney GW Bush Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Donald Rumsfeld Donald Wildmon James Dobson Ann Coulter Rush Limbaugh The world would be a better place without all of these, IMHO. I would agree. LiLO might pull it together but GW is God's own original Dumbass. Chris
January 29, 200818 yr All the officials who think 35 mpg CAFE requirements are REALLY going to stop 'GLOBAL WARMING'. They ruined the horsepower party by pissing in the punch before the garage doors opened. Billary. Just because I cannot stand either of them. Jane Fonda because she is a traitor to the US who still lives here under the US protections. The "Designers" at Mazda who copied the Enclave for the CX-9 crossover. The tails are almost identical. GM really should sue! The "designers" at Toyota that have ruined the automotive landscape with thier attrocities. Scratch that, they do make me laugh when they fail as bad as they have been lately. People who drive Toyotas. Wow. I feel better. Hope the pilots make it out.
January 29, 200818 yr Karl Rove Dick Cheney GW Bush Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Donald Rumsfeld Donald Wildmon James Dobson Ann Coulter Rush Limbaugh The world would be a better place without all of these, IMHO. You forgot all the members of the House and Senate. Both sides. They are all getting richer as the days go by, while we all pay more taxes. It is disgusting. Plus the $238 Billion they are forking over to people who are here ILLEGALLY while we the people get NOTHING but the bill. By the way, not really a great idea to name people directly in today's world. watch for a black Suburban or a service truck to be parked in front of your house tonight.
January 29, 200818 yr All the officials who think 35 mpg CAFE requirements are REALLY going to stop 'GLOBAL WARMING'. They ruined the horsepower party by pissing in the punch before the garage doors opened. Billary. Just because I cannot stand either of them. Jane Fonda because she is a traitor to the US who still lives here under the US protections. The "Designers" at Mazda who copied the Enclave for the CX-9 crossover. The tails are almost identical. GM really should sue! The "designers" at Toyota that have ruined the automotive landscape with thier attrocities. Scratch that, they do make me laugh when they fail as bad as they have been lately. People who drive Toyotas. Wow. I feel better. Hope the pilots make it out. Actually, let Obama be the pilot since he wants to raise it from 35 to 50 MPG.
January 29, 200818 yr Hmmm... there is a slight but important difference here. I dont wish death on any of these people. I wouldn't push them in if they were teetering on the edge of a cliff. However I would feel some sort of strange satisfaction if they suddenly ceased to be. I would push Osama.
January 29, 200818 yr Author Ok... now that others have admitted that Dubya would be on their plane, I'll put him on mine too. I just thought maybe that was a little too anti-American for this site. Turns out I'm wrong in a good way!
January 29, 200818 yr Death is a bit harsh for the rest of the folks mentioned (Osama excepted). But, I would wish being publically discredited with the attendant loss of influence on most of those listed. I would add quite a few others such as: Al Gore Nancy Pelosi Barbara Boxer Ted Kennedy The list goes on and on...
January 29, 200818 yr Author Have you seen the size of Limbaugh lately? Chances are he would cushion the fall for all of them, plus the plane. Even if he did die in the crash, his body would feed the survivors for at least a couple months. Better put him on a shipwreck. That won't work either; fat floats.
January 30, 200818 yr Well at first I though you meant ideal as in best case scenario and what plane, but since that's not the case I go with these for starters. Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Britney Spears Shia LaBeouf. (Harrison Ford does NOT ride shotgun!) Osama too Edited January 30, 200818 yr by Dodgefan
January 30, 200818 yr Politicians Greenpeace AFA KKK A few guys I know Any and all other religious nutjobs and homophobes. Eh... I don't feel like being specific. The "Designers" at Mazda who copied the Enclave for the CX-9 crossover. The tails are almost identical. GM really should sue! The Enclave concept debuted at NAIAS 2006 while the CX9 debuted at NYIAS 2006. Yeah, I don't think so. Both were being designed at basically the same time. No one copied anyone. And besides, the CX9's taillights aren't identical. The shape is somewhat similar, but that's it. And if similar shapes is copying then every single vehicle being sold is a copy of one another since they all share the same basic 2-box shape.
January 30, 200818 yr This is a sick thread. There's no one I wish death on, especially after what I've just been through.
January 30, 200818 yr This is a sick thread. There's no one I wish death on, especially after what I've just been through. +1 Except people like Osama, Hussein, and Hitler of course.
January 30, 200818 yr Death is a bit harsh for the rest of the folks mentioned (Osama excepted). But, I would wish being publically discredited with the attendant loss of influence on most of those listed. I would add quite a few others such as: Al Gore Nancy Pelosi Barbara Boxer Ted Kennedy The list goes on and on... Add Hillary "Carpetbagger" Clinton & Ralph Nader and that's a damn good list.
January 30, 200818 yr I wouldn't mind seeing Osama in a plane whilst something along the lines of one of MY United States Air Force F-15 Eagles shoves an AIM-9 Sidewinder up his tail....
January 30, 200818 yr I wouldn't mind seeing Osama in a plane whilst something along the lines of one of MY United States Air Force F-15 Eagles shoves an AIM-9 Sidewinder up his tail.... I'd pay to see that... actually, I think we've all already paid to see it. We're just waiting on delivery.
January 30, 200818 yr Add Hillary "Carpetbagger" Clinton & Ralph Nader and that's a damn good list. I take it you won't be voting "democrat" in November then... Chris
February 1, 200818 yr GM Europe's board of directors. Not have them die, just maybe stranded on an island for a few years.
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