February 14, 200818 yr how small is your penis exactly....? Check out my nudie 2008 calendar and find out.
February 14, 200818 yr Actually, BV, I can get this from my wife anytime I want. Would prefer a car, but instead of the Hummer in the photograph I'd settle for a Solstice. Chris
February 14, 200818 yr ...anytime I want... This is probably a bit of a stretch. If she's truly the woman who will, then you are the luckiest man I know.
February 15, 200818 yr This is probably a bit of a stretch. If she's truly the woman who will, then you are the luckiest man I know. not counting teh gays.... I can get it from my man any time I want..... and there are more than few others a simple speed dial away if I wanted....
February 15, 200818 yr Author Vipe, I've seen your pics....you can do MUCH better than that! Wouldn't be for me, or my boyfriend for that matter. I think my brother could use it, though. He's such a loner.
February 15, 200818 yr Wouldn't be for me, or my boyfriend for that matter. I think my brother could use it, though. He's such a loner. Buying THAT for your brother is just all kinds of effed-up. Haha
February 15, 200818 yr more to the point, my bf proved to be quite distracting while I was cooking him his Valentine's Day dinner. I had to make him put away his plaything though lest something get singed....
February 15, 200818 yr Author Buying THAT for your brother is just all kinds of effed-up. Haha Haha.. I said nothing about buying one for him. He just needs one. Would make a great gag gift.
February 15, 200818 yr Haha.. I said nothing about buying one for him. He just needs one. Would make a great gag gift. I guess that depends on how big his.... no.. just can't continue with this one.... edit: and the idea of BV calling someone else a "loaner" really gives me pause....
February 15, 200818 yr Notice how they said "driving around in an old Lincoln..." because Cadillac owners get plenty of REAL head! [all-riiiiight, giggaty-gigatty-GIG-AH-TY!]
February 15, 200818 yr Author I guess that depends on how big his.... no.. just can't continue with this one.... edit: and the idea of BV calling someone else a "loaner" really gives me pause.... Haha... True. He's 10 times the loner that I ever was, though. He stays locked up in his room all day having phone sex with some girl who lives in Arkansas. Pfft. Atleast I get out every now and have a boyfriend I can have real sex with. That and he hasn't cut his hair in about a year, so it's sort or hippy-ish. I don't think he grasps the idea of conditioner, either. It's just a big mop of frizz. Edited February 15, 200818 yr by blackviper8891
February 22, 200818 yr That and he hasn't cut his hair in about a year, so it's sort or hippy-ish. I don't think he grasps the idea of conditioner, either. It's just a big mop of frizz. Nothing wrong with hippy hair, just tell him to condition it and keep it healthy otherwise it will speed up the balding process If its already really bad then he needs to cut it all off and take care of it as it grows out again.
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