Some early week musings...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

...others?

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"We can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'cause it's a short piece of time" ... Dierks Bentley ... 'Long Trip Alone'

Some of those are pretty good...I like the replacement one...

I'll have to think of one...

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

Congress is the opposite of Progress.

(An oldie but a goodie)

Suppose I were an idiot... and suppose I were a member of Congress....... but I repeat myself.

I have to say, Mark Twain is the king of these. I have a book full of his quotes.

hehe... one I try to remember when 'initiating' or 'responding to' questions or emails at work...

Explicitness prevents flexibility.

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Uh, get on the Belt Parkway. That's a parkway you don't drive on. :AH-HA_wink:

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

-RBB

I pulled this one out back in high school in conversation:

"I don't think I know everything. I don't even know half of what I think I know."

87% of all statistics are made up.

87% of all statistics are made up.

Yep.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

Thats an everyday occurense for me. Usually when I am picking which car to drive to work. That will get worse when I get the Bonneville home instead of keeping it in storage. But that will save me $50 a month. I dont mind if the Equinox sits outside.