Posted around the school of art:

THANK YOU FOR STEALING MY VAGINA.

Someone has taken one and a half of my vaginas and made a mess of my table. Grad student or not, you are expected to behave respectfully towards other peoples property. Please return my vaginas as soon as possible so the karma does not affect you.

Sincerely,

***** *****

My sister to her boyfriend:

"If I replaced my nose with a corn dog, would you still love me?"

I'm sure you guys will love this one:

"How do you make a 90's GM car better? By putting a Chrysler part on it!"

:wink:

I'm sure you guys will love this one:

"How do you make a 90's GM car better? By putting a Chrysler part on it!"

:wink:

Probably true, as long as the Chrysler part isn't an engine, transmission, radio, AC compressor or convertible top motor.

Probably true, as long as the Chrysler part isn't an engine, transmission, radio, AC compressor or convertible top motor.

Then what remains is basically the logo.

Then what remains is basically the logo.

And the seats, as long as they're not leather.

Oh, and the visors.

It was actually in reference to an `99 Oldsmobile Eighty Eight that now has 300M wheels on it.

Yes I know GM's engines and transmissions are superior, just ask Delta Force.

"Do you know how to say, 'Better...or worse?' in Swahili?"

Me to Jill after she said something about joining Doctors without Borders. I proceeded to reel off Optometrist jokes for about 5 minutes.

Probably true, as long as the Chrysler part isn't an engine, transmission, radio, AC compressor or convertible top motor.

You forgot all about Chrysler's paint.

There's a Mopar out in the driveway that's only 10 years old and the clear coat is peeling like a bad sunburn.