September 5, 200817 yr PART 1 ... SELECT QUOTES, Ambrose Bierce's "Devil's Dictionary": Arrest = Formally to detain one accused of unusualness Corporation = An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility Dictionary = A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work. Electricity = The cause of all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else. Justice = A commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service. Logic = The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. Philosophy = A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Road = A strip of land along which one may pass form where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go. Zeal = A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. PART 2 ... SELECT QUOTES, Lexophile Humor I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then, it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it! The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A will is a dead giveaway. A calendar's days are numbered. Cort:34swm."Mr Monte Carlo.Mr Road Trip".pig valve&pacemaker WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort "I knew what I was talking bout" ... Jimmy Wayne ... 'Do You Believe Me Now'
September 8, 200817 yr Author Why buy shampoo when you can have real poo? Eewww...that was an image I didn't need...he heh.
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