Ugh, the damned DNC is leaving unsolicited messages on my telephone, urging me to vote for that crackpot Obama. I've had to erase like 6 messages so far off my phone. What a bunch of blowhard a-holes. What makes these dizzy-asses think I want to listen to their CRAP? I should call back with *69 and see if I can get ahold of a real moron over there and cuss them out.

At least you're not taking it from both sides.....

My ex-girlfriend from college had a really cool grandfather.

He was a pro at annoying tellemarketers/solicitors.

One time Sears called him and tried to sell him windows

"I live in an under ground bunker..."

another time AT&T called him about long distance phone service

"I do not own a phone... no I am not talking to you on one... ok, bye"

also, one time when my wife was late on paying a credit card

they called to hound her and she annoyed the about how she

needs a better paying job.... just kept asking

"are you guys hiring?, what do you pay"?, will I have to relocate?"

At least you're not taking it from both sides.....

o.B. probably likes being the meat in the sandwich

Notice he didn't deny it! ...and what's this about 69?

I'm just kidding O.B. you know I love you like an older brother.

Edited October 3, 200817 yr by Sixty8panther

PLEASE

UNPUCKER.

NO

KISSES

FOR

YOU. :AH-HA_wink:

Actually, nah, I am a one-on-one kinda guy. Someone feels left out if there's three, and that's not right.

PLEASE

UNPUCKER.

NO

KISSES

FOR

YOU. :AH-HA_wink:

Actually, nah, I am a one-on-one kinda guy. Someone feels left out if there's three, and that's not right.

Yeah, I think two people are enough....