You wouldn't be saying the same thing if you saw my ass in a pair of jeans. :AH-HA_wink:

Hm....Im not sure that would do it. Better make it a pair of these:

I got stung by a Hornet 4 days ago, now it's all infected ...

Edited July 11, 200916 yr by PCS

You sure that's just not just a few hundred ingrown hairs ??

Ow!

You sure that's just not just a few hundred ingrown hairs ??

Oh I am very sure, besides what are you trying to say?

Who rolled that chicken leg bone around on the barbershop floor?

Who rolled that chicken leg bone around on the barbershop floor?

That's my tiled floor in my master bathroom, it matches my blue eyes ...

Edited July 11, 200916 yr by PCS

Ohhh... your digitally enhanced blue eyes, you mean?

Ohhh... your digitally enhanced blue eyes, you mean?

My eyes are not digitally enhanced, if they were, they would be as green as your jealousy seems to be ...

My eyes are not digitally enhanced, if they were, they would be as green as your jealousy seems to be ...

Uh-huh. Blue eyes are so...Aryan. I'm lucky with my greens...because they aren't just green. They're blue, green, hazel, or almost brown, depending on the seasons/day. They've definitely tended to be more and more green/blue, though, as time goes by. I remember them being more consistently hazel a decade or so ago...

My eyes are not digitally enhanced, if they were, they would be as green as your jealousy seems to be ...

My eyes can beat up your eyes!

Uh-huh. Blue eyes are so...Aryan. I'm lucky with my greens...because they aren't just green. They're blue, green, hazel, or almost brown, depending on the seasons/day. They've definitely tended to be more and more green/blue, though, as time goes by. I remember them being more consistently hazel a decade or so ago...

That's cool, my eye color changes seasonally too.

My eyes can beat up your eyes!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Staring contest.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

So Paulie, you like a little bit of the bloodsport do you? Didn't think you had that in you, you're full of surprises ...

I'm a lover not a fighter ...

Clearly black & white with enhanced blue for the eyeballs.

Clearly black & white with enhanced blue for the eyeballs.

Clearly an absence of color of the skin, the eyes are as they are ...

I thought albinos had reddish eyes.

So Paulie, you like a little bit of the bloodsport do you? Didn't think you had that in you, you're full of surprises ...

Of course I'd be full of surprises, you don't know me that well.

And I'm not much for fights.

Of course I'd be full of surprises, you don't know me that well.

And I'm not much for fights.

Oh I never said I knew you well, just surprised, that's all ...

Ah, I think my sasquatch legs and blue eyes are better, but I'm modest and won't start a fight around these parts ...

If any thread is REALLY worthless without pics, it's this one.

Uh-huh. Blue eyes are so...Aryan. I'm lucky with my greens...because they aren't just green. They're blue, green, hazel, or almost brown, depending on the seasons/day. They've definitely tended to be more and more green/blue, though, as time goes by. I remember them being more consistently hazel a decade or so ago...

Mine do the same thing, and green eyes FTW!

Mine do the same thing, and green eyes FTW!

In the winter months my eyes go between green and gray. In the summer, they're mostly blue, but occasionally turn green.

Ah, I think my sasquatch legs and blue eyes are better, but I'm modest and won't start a fight around these parts ...

Better than who's? I'm not in competition ...

Edited July 24, 200916 yr by TheCaptain

Cool!

Is that you Dudley Do-Right ???

WTF - I'll post one.

Here's after a $6.99 coupon haircut and a 2-hour nap with the A/C on to avoid the 100+ heat outside on Saturday afternoon. Much darker than usual due to being in Italy and Portugal for 16 days.

Nice and vague...just like PCS composes them.

Is that you Dudley Do-Right ???

It's a Mountie as portrayed by South Park.

Me with guys from the racing shop and another GTO owner beside me, at the Sands casino in Bethlehem, PA and actually doing well...5 minutes and I was hooked, like all the "almost deads".

Fuzzy iPhone pics...

Ohhhhh, so that's what he looks like.

Well, except for the fact that I have sideburns at the moment ...

Edited October 3, 200916 yr by whiteknight

grrr... you look totally serious.:AH-HA_wink:

Me and my fiancee.

We are in a cable car in SF, not that you can tell.

Me again...taken on a boat cruising a canal...while at work. It was a meeting day, of sorts.

I'll see you, and raise you 10"

Excuse me sir, but your cannon penis has been attached backwards.

(how embarassing!)

Carbiz' cannon looks a bit rusty, too.

Carbiz' cannon looks a bit rusty, too.

I"m sure it's not from lack of use..... but from being out in the weather all the time. Warm, damp places will do that ya know....

He's gonna get his balls shot off in that position. And then ppl will be saying "yes, ma'am" to him on the phone. emBARRassing...

He's gonna get his balls shot off in that position. And then ppl will be saying "yes, ma'am" to him on the phone. emBARRassing...

Not to worry: it's a Portuguese cannon and probably never worked from new! The tour guide told us that when Portugal shipped the cannon over to this fort (that guards the bay entrance to Florianopolis in southern Brazil), its shot was too short to actually fire to the far side of the channel, thus the Spanish fleet could sail right on by and the Portuguese couldn't do a damn thing about it! :rotflmao:

It's good to see that military incompetence is not a new phenomenon.

(And I do know I was at the wrong end of the cannon, but there were a few older ladies present on this tour and I was hissing at my partner to take the picture quick while they weren't looking.)

CARBIZ_

Damn, just think...if that cannon went off...you would be emasculated enough to drive a Prius.

Better keep the manly parts intact!

Chris

Cool pics!

Florianopolis in southern Brazil

but there were a few older ladies present on this tour

Hey, good to see you post again! You're still down in Brazil, huh? You must like it. Are you speaking Portuguese now? (it's been a while)...or, "voce pode falar Portugues agora?"

I got to see Rio de Janeiro for 4 days in April 2003. It's easily the most beautiful city in the world, but I didn't like the "edginess," so I doubt I'll ever go to Brazil again.

Oh, yeah, those older ladies on tours probably all have a sense of humor, unless they're with a church group...

Hey, good to see you post again! You're still down in Brazil, huh? You must like it. Are you speaking Portuguese now? (it's been a while)...or, "voce pode falar Portugues agora?"

I got to see Rio de Janeiro for 4 days in April 2003. It's easily the most beautiful city in the world, but I didn't like the "edginess," so I doubt I'll ever go to Brazil again.

Oh, yeah, those older ladies on tours probably all have a sense of humor, unless they're with a church group...

No, no, I'm back in Tornto now, just in time for winter - yay! Rio is not my favorite city in Brazil - not by half! Jaoa Passoa is nice and I am really liking Sao Paulo. Fortaleza was a dump and Recife didn't impress either. I'd recommend Salvadore, too, but only the sections closer to the 'old' city.

And my Portuguese still sucks, BTW, but I don't embarass myself completely anymore.

Thank you for not posting in a foreign language, Carbiz. Sounds like beautiful country down there.

foreign language

beautiful

Boa noite, ocnblu

Ah esquici que eu moro em California ... e que voce mora na Pennsylvania ... tres horas mais em frente ... entao

Bom dia, ocnblu

Ok, back to pictures...

Thanks. I plan to.