That must have been one hell of a hangover!

I've really got to cut back on those three week benders.

Wow, you're a freeeeeak!

Before a friend's Sweet Sixteen...

Wow, you're a freeeeeak!

Nah. I'm just a little "out of the ordinary".

Now back to my regularly scheduled bender.

I've posted these before:

Doing my best impression of the White Rock girl in the middle of Sebec Lake in Maine: (sorry boy's straight as an arrow)

Being Fidel Castro's personal urinal for the evening

As a child taking my aggressions out on a 1967 Cougar (probably because the Dolphins lost the 1984 Super Bowl).

They were having a special running at the price club... you buy 40 cartons of urinal cakes, get a free urinal.

Bimmer, have you posted a pic before? Are you 17, 18-ish? Just wondering, I'm serious.

Yet another one to add to the list!

Sciguy... He's posted one before of him and a.. girlfriend for a dance, I think. He's 16 but his birthday is coming up quick... I think.

Anyways, new pics coming of me. I'm not sure if it's going to be a screamfest or if zoom and company are going to drool again. I'm actually quite frightened at the possibilities...

BV's Most Embarrassing Moment's Presents: Photo Shoot!

Warning: BV was bored and had time to kill. He took some pictures for no reason and out of boredom. If you are in any way freaked out by these... just remember... BV had boredom, boredom makes him do stupid things, stupid things freak people out, freaking people out is bad, bad because of boredom, boredom is bad.

BV... emotionless, on knees, looking up/away

BV... emotionless, standing, staring at a wall

BV... emotionless, laying down, thinking hard

BV... emotionless, on stomach, acting dazed

BV... sly smiling, standing up, thinking of you

BV respects the right to freak people out with the above photos in the act of boredom. Remember, BV had boredom, boredom makes him do stupid things, stupid things freak people out, freaking people out is bad, bad because of boredom, boredom is bad.

Edited January 12, 200620 yr by blackviper8891

You are almost as tall as your ceiling

Well... the camera angle makes it look moreso, but my house has short ceilings in the 2nd story.

Since I'm vain, here is another picture of me from new years eve.

OMG BV!!!!

I take it that means you're not freaked out?

Anyways I wore that blue striped shirt today... but I only got compliments from girls. How sad... Chris got my hopes up that I might get noticed by someone... I see that I'm still the one doing all of the noticing...

they know your gay...

No.. they don't. I do find it surprising but they literally don't. I've seen how they act around people who they know are gay. It's nothing short of torture. Unless you're into that...

its so obvious...i could tell from your lookin at your pics...

Anyways I wore that blue striped shirt today... but I only got compliments from girls. How sad... Chris got my hopes up that I might get noticed by someone... I see that I'm still the one doing all of the noticing...

Hah...now now....I didn't say one shirt was going to solve all your problems.

its so obvious...i could tell from your lookin at your pics...

Neither of you "look gay."

Edited January 12, 200620 yr by CD/BP

Avanti:

Do you live in Maine? It's such a cool state. Love Bar Harbor & Acadia... And the urinal looks like it's made of cardboard right?

BV:

Dude, you're creeping me out with these soft-core porn posing

Lakefire:

That shirt is AWSOME!

Hah...now now....I didn't say one shirt was going to solve all your problems.

I know.. but you never know.

BV:

Dude, you're creeping me out with these soft-core porn posing

Soft-core porn? Wow.. just the fact that you think that is creeping me out. I might need to re-evaluate my definition of soft core porn.

Ok, so I was going to add to this thread, so I googled "gay" and forgot that I had safe search off. Yeah, thats some really gay stuff going on. Much gay-o. Uber gay. And also I found a picture of Batman and Robin kissing.

isnt worse than Nick's topic...soo...

Ok, so I was going to add to this thread, so I googled "gay" and forgot that I had safe search off.  Yeah, thats some really gay stuff going on.  Much gay-o.  Uber gay. And also I found a picture of Batman and Robin kissing.

Edited January 12, 200620 yr by CD/BP

Satty, that's too funny. I was eating some chocolate and nearly choked when I saw that picture.

BV:

Dude, you're creeping me out with these soft-core porn posing

Whoa! Sixty8 is bothered by soft-core porn?!

Whoa! Sixty8 is bothered by soft-core porn?! 

IIIIIIIIIIIIII know! This, coming from the same guy who posts pictures of girls from porn sites, underage-looking girls from porn sites, and any picture involving a slutty girl and a Camaro...

Can you say "double standard"?

Sciguy... He's posted one before of him and a.. girlfriend for a dance, I think. He's 16 but his birthday is coming up quick... I think.

Anyways, new pics coming of me. I'm not sure if it's going to be a screamfest or if zoom and company are going to drool again. I'm actually quite frightened at the possibilities...

Thanks for the updated. I'm too lazy to go back 30-some pages to try to find pictures that my not even be there anymore (dreaded little red 'x'). He's 16? Youngin'...haha. Girlfriend? Best friend is more like it. LOL, j/k.

Hey Bimmer, will you do things that'll have me saying you can't be 16? I know Chris Brown can.

Damn, I crack myself up sometimes. I still cry when thinking about Harry's poem for Sixty. I almost have it memorized.

By the way, BV, I'm liking the last photo. It's kind of funny.

Well, just like you crack yourself up, I did with that last one. Especially when I gave it a caption.

this is me...im a noob..

http://www.myspace.com/thefijian

LMAO omg...love your pictures..

68, I don't live in Maine, but love the place. I live in NJ.

And the urinal was made out of celing tile - the big 4x2 pieces. I won second prize at a bar at Rutgers. You haven't lived until you bump and grind with women on a dance floor as a urinal.

Well so long as some drunk didn't take it out and give you a golden shower. That would suck.

Edited January 14, 200620 yr by ocnblu

His story the next day would be hilarious though!

"Man, it was so wierd, I was all hammered at the club, and I found this urinal right there on the dance floor! So I took the opportunity and whooped it out. Oh yeah, and something funny must have happened just then too, cause I heard a bunch of girls laugh. So then I start using this urinal, and I swear to God it came alive and punched me!!

I took a black plastic bag and taped a piece of paper that said "Out of Order" and rolled it up inside the front of the costume. Believe me, if I had a nickel for everytime some came up to me "assuming the position"... I knew that would happen so everytime someone jokingly did it, I rolled down the plastic bag and said, "It's my day off" and kept on dancin'.

See now, I would have waited a second or two longer. Once it was out and in full view, then the "out of order" sign would have been unfurled. With a wink. :AH-HA_wink:

See now, I would have waited a second or two longer.  Once it was out and in full view, then the "out of order" sign would have been unfurled.  With a wink. :AH-HA_wink:

Heh 'blu he was a urinal, not a glory hole.

Ew, glory holes are nasty. I saw one once, in a public restroom at the Outer Banks, NC.

Well since it tis' the season for debuts....I thought I'd debut myself.

Hi.

Edited January 18, 200620 yr by CD/BP

yumma..... but we've been over that ;-)

i just wanted to say in response to your profile cd/bp

"New Rule: Words printed on a coffee cup will not turn you gay. A Baylor University dining contractor has banned Starbucks cups that have a quote from a gay author. Listen, breeders, you can't get AIDS from a Styrofoam container. And besides, if you're holding a double half-caf, vanilla mocha latte, extra foam sprinkled with nutmeg, you're already gay!" -Bill Maher

the demographic that has the largest number of aids infections is due to the idea that being gay isnt acceptable

i find that bad

yumma..... but we've been over that ;-)

B)

Well since it tis' the season for debuts....I thought I'd debut myself.

Hi. 

wow..

Oh

My

GOD!

You're a hottie! LOL

And you're white! I knew it! The chin never lies LOL

Bull$h! that's not you Doane. I'll be in Sag on the 28th for the Kid Rock concert at the Saginaw whatever center...I'm staying at the Hojo near the MacDonalds down there.

Bull$h! that's not you Doane. I'll be in Sag on the 28th for the Kid Rock concert at the Saginaw whatever center...I'm staying at the Hojo near the MacDonalds down there.

Sorry to dissapoint, but thats me.

Edited January 18, 200620 yr by CD/BP

I take that back....'tis Doane. I have a feeling your PM box is going to be full so I'll go ahead and up it to 150 messages.

lol...

Wow... that is a BIG camera. Look at it! Your camera is so BIG. I'd love to play with that camera... Oh, and there's Chris. Hello Chris. You have a really BIG camera. Did you know that?