@ Quantum: Only is such a good song...prolly my favorite on the new album. Nice remix!

Hey man, you look and dress like a younger Chris Martin.

I've NEVER heard that before. In fact, after you said that I had to look up who he is.

Then I go into auto this morning and the parapro tells me about how he woke up at 2:30 in the morning and MTV was still on. It was a Coldplay video. He swore it was a dream because he thought I was in the video. lol

bump

Just for the hell of it

I think someone wants to share pictures of themselves.....

me with the new do

Ooooh alright. I guess I've been a mystery long enough. Here you go all you manufacturers:

(yes those are my cold weather photo gloves, which also look like OJ strangler gloves)

i have the same gloves theyre like a S.E.A.L. skin thing right?

haha I thought I saw you in the bushes the other day. What were you doing in there, Chris?!

i have the same gloves theyre like a S.E.A.L. skin thing right?

Kinda like that, yea. The ones I have are made by Seirus. The grips on the thumb/pointer finger make it easier to operate the controls on the camera.

haha I thought I saw you in the bushes the other day. What were you doing in there, Chris?!

Obviously taking a poo. You think he can afford to go to a real bathroom when the new Camaro or Chrysler Imperial concept goes by?

Peeing thank you very much.

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by CD/BP

Oh that explains it. I looked down *insert Ah-ha wink* and didn't see anything...

Oh that explains it. I looked down *insert Ah-ha wink* and didn't see anything...

Ahhhh but you WERE looking down there....

Besides it was like 12 degress...whaddya expect.

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by CD/BP

Old threads rock. I haven't made a gay joke about NOS in a while......

Go ahead, Satty.

Shoot me in the face. (c'mon, use that against me. lmao)

Its no fun when you make it that easy. Hell, that easier than BV. He'll do whatever you want if you tell him you have a Fiero for sale. And dont even get me started on what that Gary Coleman guy (Fly) will do to get an acting job, dude is apparently tired of being a mall security guard/VH1 guest star.

Speaking of you, Satty, I haven't seen your name around much. Sodomizing?

Do you remember what sodomy means?

And I've been pretty busy, school/work/life but now that I dont have to deal with school for the next 27 days and work and life are being disrupted by the holidays, I'll be around a bit, probably bringing up old threads for no real reason.

triple post

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by Satty

douple post, what the f@#ks with that?

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by Satty

According to the Unwritten Rule book, you cannot do that. You'll now have to be sodomized by any C&G member who is from Pennsylvania and has ackviper in their name.

Hackviper hasn't posted in forever.

Heyy boy. Wanna take a ride in my Grand Am? :AH-HA_wink:

After we go for one in my MAXX.

I only like pizza delivery boys.

I'm not allowed in PA, something to do with sexually assaulting an Amish guys horse, it involved a traffic cone, long story, I smelled really bad afterwards.

Personally, I like guys from the north who believe they were Civil War heroes. Old guys. Mmmm.

I wish I could get me some pictures of that thurr cavalere I driveto my work there at the dollar genral with my 360 pound wif lyin cross tha hood.

Ok, so we have way too much free time.

I sure do like mullets. I like to STROKE them.

Who are these people that inhabit our space?

Damn, you got the 400th reply to this topic, I call dibs on 500th.

lmao, Damn that Hackviper..

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by NOS2006

Is that going to be your new gay alter-ego?

Is that going to be your new gay alter-ego?

No, but that alter-ego will be making his debut in the next few mins.

*shrugs* I'm guilty, so I must say yes.

There's a hilarious alter coming up though. Wait for it..

The people who slept through this are going to be pissed at themselves in the morning. This is like the records thread, only not as good because Fly isn't around.

CD/BP:

Love the revealing photo... but O.J. was not a strangler he was /////er.

CD/BP:

Love the revealing photo... but O.J. was not a strangler he was /////er.

If you look close, I think there is a tiny bit of my chin showing.

If you look close, I think there is a tiny bit of my chin showing.

Arg... you tease!

Arg... you tease!

Oh...hi there.

   

Oh...hi there.

Okay, so now I know you're white lol

What else ya got?

Okay, so now I know you're white lol

What else ya got?

Actually with the light, I have sort of a sickly, yellow tone.

Heh, ah well, my fault for not setting the while balance right. Or taking the 2 seconds to fix it in photoshop.

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by CD/BP

Actually with the light, I have sort of a sickly, yellow tone.

Heh, ah well, my fault for not setting the while balance right. Or taking the 2 seconds to fix it in photoshop.

You crazy boy! Can you take pictures of anything without camo on it?

You crazy boy! Can you take pictures of anything without camo on it? 

Course not.

I'm liking it, mute.

Based on insider info, and on spy shots, this is a computer rendering of what we believe Chris looks like.

You can see the eyebrow ring, and the goofy moustache, and that he wears lipstick.

Based on insider info, and on spy shots, this is a computer rendering of what we believe Chris looks like.

You can see the eyebrow ring, and the goofy moustache, and that he wears lipstick.

LOL....thats hilarious. Apparently my ethnicity has changed though....?

You did get one thing right though....my eyes are blue.

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by CD/BP

You've been spending a lot of time in the sun? Or you're Mexican and didn't know it. Or I just color matched a pixel that was really dark for whatever reason.

You did get one thing right though....my eyes are blue.

I just did that because blue is so common, I owuld have actually guessed pink.

LOL....thats hilarious. Apparently my ethnicity has changed though....?

You did get one thing right though....my eyes are blue.

From what I have heard this is very close to how he really looks.

I just did that because blue is so common, I owuld have actually guessed pink.

Mmm last time I checked I'm not stricken with pink eye. (Or "Conjunctivitis" if you will. What an odd name for a medical condition)

Autospies will pick this up soon and claim a world exclusive.

Edited December 21, 200519 yr by CD/BP