Watching Sisterhood of the travelling pants with my daughters...I feel your pain, sort of.

Although I'm not a big fan of porn.

Chris

I'm a huge fan of porn titles, some are ridiculous, others are so bizarre it makes you wonder what is going on, then shudder when the possibilities go through your head.

I sorta just prefer having real sex with my wife. I guess I lack imagination...she knows what ai like and is very good at what she does.

But there are a lot of funny porn titles.

Chris

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I did not know what a "dangerous snow squall" was until I walked a mile through one today.

Below freezing for the entire day for the first time all season today (Friday).

Dangumit ... only had one day below freezing all day long and I'm ALREADY tired of it ... and we have the whole dang winter season to GO! Grrrr.....

Luckily, a warmup of sorts is on the way for the weekend. Woot.

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I'm a huge fan of porn titles, some are ridiculous, others are so bizarre it makes you wonder what is going on, then shudder when the possibilities go through your head.

Some of the funniest are titles that variations of regular movie titles.

"Saving Ryan's Privates" has to be an all-time classic title.

Driving Miss Daisy Crazy - White woman, Black driver with a large back seat. So I'm told!

Add Momma To The Train

Children Of The Cornhole

Field Of Wet Dreams

Lawrence Of A Labia

Schindler's Fist

Apparently I get Encore, its amazing what you learn when it gets dark at 5.

To bring this thread back around to where it started, it is brutally cold outside. The wind is howling, the wind chill has got to be below zero. I know those in the northeast have been hit with snow, but at least that gives you a good reason to not go into work. "I'm snowed in" is much more acceptable than "Its too cold to drive."