I've been wondering... do you think a lot of ladies who polka are named Dot? It would be so perfect if it were true.

Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

Accordions

Won't you bicycle on a hillside desolate?

Edited November 22, 200817 yr by ocnblu

Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

You frequently type things like that though, no? :AH-HA_wink:

You frequently type things like that though, no? :AH-HA_wink:

touché

Are you high? Because thats the type of question that would be asked by someone who is high.

One of my fraternity brothers is the biggest stoner...his questions are more like "What if people had fins and could breathe in the ocean? Then you could spend all day eating seafood."

You then point out that it would be difficult to cook said seafood in a body of water, to which the inevitable response is "But what if you could cook underwater too?"

Wow!

This is one strange thread.

Smell it first.

dude, pass it!

He IS high!

I like fries.

Curly or regular?

Speaking of stoners, does anybody know where I can find a black helicopter? I want to fly one over Montana and scare all the tinfoil hat people there.

how much you got

either that or he is makeing old fashion hats. I love that video.

Whoa, clarity. Is there a doctor in the house? I just plopped my suitcase on the bed. Gotta unpack! Regular, of course.:AH-HA_wink:

Mr. Brown Can Moo... Can You?

Ocn, did you watch the Dr. Phil crusade against salvia and decide to try it for yourself before he convinces it to be made illegal? This is by far your strangest thread.

Sit down and shut up or I blow your slaggin' head off!

Nobody kills a boner quite like Dr. Phil.

Why would anyone have a boner while watching Dr. Phil in the first place?

Why would anyone have a boner while watching Dr. Phil in the first place?

Permaboner

Why would anyone have a boner while watching Dr. Phil in the first place?

Cialis? I mean where do you think you'd go to find your housewife in the afternoon? Oh, the TV...with Dr. Phil.

Curly or regular?

Curly.

Chili fries are good too...

Mozzarella sticks FTW!

Mozzarella sticks FTW!

Yes, mozzarella sticks if you want to die. Those things are quite unhealthy, in fact they're so unhealthy they make unhealthy foods look healthy.

Mozzarella sticks FTW!

+1

Chris

Wow!

This is one strange thread.

We need to have another thread about sex, so we can have a thread about getting strange, which would be strange, but not strange by cheers and gears standards.

And then we could Polka with Dot, but only if we smelled it first...

And then if we smelled it...we would want to go fishing...because everytime I smell fish, I want to go fishing.

I'm fishing for strange, by the way, but strangely I'm not fishing for the strange I was talking about when I started this thread.

Where were we, then?

Chris

Mr. Brown Can Moo... Can You?

Only if you don't have a cow...

Chris

Nobody kills a boner quite like Dr. Phil.

Actually, Satty, you do just fine at killing a boner. Because sometimes when I read your stuff I think the human race ought to stop reproducing...

(just kidding, bro!)

Chris

I've got 17 gallons (and counting) of my man juice stored in the freezer in my garage. Get ready for a master race of my offspring. Muahahahaha!!

Have you considered thearapy, dude?

Chris

Will that help decrease my "down time" and allow me to make my baby juice faster? I want my army of 100,000,000 born before the end of the decade.

I need to vomit.

OMG are you sitting in Satty's freezer in his garage?

I would hate to think of what is in that freezer. One thing for sure, if I ever meet Satty and he offers me a beer from that freezer...I ain't gonna drink it.

Chris

I need to vomit.

Then if your reading this thread, your in the right place...

Chris

You're right. Darn it.

http://www.penisland.net

Its not what you think! Really! It's totally and completely safe for work!

That's "Pen Island" for those who didn't get the joke. Why, what did you think it was?

omg :rotflmao:

Edited November 24, 200817 yr by Dodgefan

Actually, the freezer in the garage is full of cookies and ice cream made in preparation for the holidays. The beer is in the mini-fridge in my office/guest room. The freezer in the house has all the usual freezer stuff, meat, frozen vegitables and, for reasons I dont understand, a single unopened can of tuna.

New page.

Next page....

What have you guys been doing? Those two pages are stuck together!

I ate them...