There's something very GP about it.

I didn't post the rear, and trust me, you don't want to see it.

"Acceptable rice" is kind of an oxymoron to me. If it acceptable (i.e. -- tasteful), then I don't consider it rice. That said, it doesn't look too bad. Maybe take off the eyelids.

I've seen much worse but you know what they say: "You can't make a silk purse out of a Sow's ear!"

Make it lower and kill the (heavy- and obvious-looking) eyelids and I'd feel it...it's clean though.