I'm out of beer.

There's always pickle juice. Why so glum, when there's pickle juice?

Odd you mention pickles. I wanted one this morning, but we didn't have any. I meant to stop and pick a jar up after work, but completely forgot. How am I supposed to enjoy a hamburger without a beer? Or pickles for that matter?

Oh, it's easy to enjoy a hamburger without a beer, but without pickles? That is just...well...I'm at a loss for words!

What about some of that Poon Tang?

Maybe for dessert, but I'm majorly bummed over the lack of beer and sightly miffed over the absence of pickles.

Well there's a mystery. Why give thumb's up when he can't even see his peen?

They can't find the pickle either?

What about some of that Poon Tang?

now you're talkin

I feel sorry for you and your lack of brewskies. My condolences.

I liken beer to carbonated piss.

That sucks....

I liken beer to carbonated piss.

That is because you have never had a good beer I'd imagine. Good beers are far different than your typical Anheuser-Busch/Miller/Coors garbage.

There's always pickle juice.

or Windex.

Former Massachusetts Governor Dukakis' wife drank that

when under close supervision while battling alcoholism.

Personally if I was married to him I'd drink Sulfuric Acid.

Well OK but what if you were married to Hugh Jackman?

That is because you have never had a good beer I'd imagine. Good beers are far different than your typical Anheuser-Busch/Miller/Coors garbage.

Actually I like Mexican beer and Canadian beer but don't like most American beers. There is a small brewery that produces Albita (SP?) beer down south, I like that, but that's about it for American beer.

I really love Dark German beer.

Chris

or Windex.

Former Massachusetts Governor Dukakis' wife drank that

when under close supervision while battling alcoholism.

Personally if I was married to him I'd drink Sulfuric Acid.

Alcoholiss/drug use is a sad thing. I remember Betty Ford and how hard it was for her to get clean.

I don't think your Mike's type. Although I still would rather have had Mike D than Bush Sr.

Chris

Alcoholiss/drug use is a sad thing. I remember Betty Ford and how hard it was for her to get clean.

I don't think your Mike's type. Although I still would rather have had Mike D than Bush Sr.

Why are these ladies so unhappy? They're rolling in fame and dough.

Beer...maybe had a dozen beers...in my life. I'm probably allergic to the hops or barley, so that's a taste I'll never acquire.

Poon is ok, as long as you don't have to maintain it. Maybe, if like beer, you can pay $5 and get poon and then walk away when finished, that could be a good thing.

BOOBS!!!

Just to cheer you up

I am not much for beer but I will have one of a nieghbor offers. If I run out of whiskey or rum then we have a problem. Or soda to mix said liquer with.

Wait, how could a C&G Records Thread exist without a surplus of beer?

Good to see you back NOS2006!

Chris

Good to see you back NOS2006!

Chris

It's good to be back.

Well there's a mystery. Why give thumb's up when he can't even see his peen?

That's going in the signature!!!!

Whoa, I am honored, sir.

Time for a pizza and beer run.