I'm a bottom

I'm a bottom

Yes you are :AH-HA_wink:

Wb f@#ker

Reminds me of a line from a great movie... Stiffler's first line in American Wedding.

f@#kers!

Hehehehe, I love Stiffler! Good job getting the refrence.

haha I've pretty much got that entire movie memorized.

I didn't even bother with the straight to DVD AP movies, the best ones were shown in theaters first.

Yeah, the new "American Pie" movies aren't American Pie movies. They're bull$h!.

I love you Frank.

You would, asshat.

Remember our first date, when we raced your Camaro against my Solstice, then lay in the moonlight?

Oh yes, and I whipped your ass. Both on the street and with the leather whips under the blissful moonlight.

You cried like such a bitch.

And then he crashed his Solstice into a guardrail, right? Or is my timeline off here?

Yeah, but that was awhile after my 3.8 beat him in a race.

Didn't you guys make donuts with his beastly 2.4l car?

Well, he smiled like a donut and I gave the gaping hole a glazing...

Well, he smiled like a donut and I gave the gaping hole a glazing...

Wow....wow...

Well, he smiled like a donut and I gave the gaping hole a glazing...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I am sure he relished that glazing. The pink shirt was just the icing on the cake.

And I'm sure you did that just to get the moron to shut up for 2 seconds, right? haha

Frank gave new meaning to the phrase "minute man"

Frank gave new meaning to the phrase "minute man"

Just like after your mom was done cleaning my room I gave her the new title of "minute maid." :AH-HA_wink:

She is a fast cleaner, f@#king perv.

Yes she is. Couldn't even tell she touched me by the time she was done!

I was told it's because you froze up @ the site of tits that weren't on a man,

Combine how flat she is with the broad shoulders and she kinda does look like a man.

I still don't regret that night though.

I still don't consider you my step brother.

Well, technically it'd be step-father. And I wouldn't consider you my step-son... you look like your mother. *shudders*

So that's why you was looking @ me that way the other night when I was climbing up the ladder to the top bunk.....

You have a cute butt. Ask Josh...

Shhhhhh, we don't want Satty getting jealous

Suck me, beautiful.

Suck me, beautiful.

Only if you do me first.

In August?! I wasn't even in school at the time; not sure how I missed out on that one..

Well, iirc, you weren't on the boards much around that time. And, I tried to call you, but your Voice Mail never picked up .

Then again, if I remember correctly, I had a ton of deadlines between work and things due before school started with some positions I held back at that time. This year I should be able to make it!

Well, sadly, not sure I'll be in MI this year, but I will post if I do end up going there!

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