OMG!!!!

Ugh, that last picture is mildly disturbing.

I followed a trail of links starting at the Bacon Explosion and ended up here. I think I'm in love.

Yea is it just me or does that Bacon Explosion look like it hasn't come close to an internal temperature for pork?

I'm gonna try making this for the Super Bowl...we'll see what happens.

I'm gonna try making this for the Super Bowl...we'll see what happens.

report back! are you using thick bacon?

report back! are you using thick bacon?

Yep, thick bacon. Also, I'm using all natural sweet Italian sausage. The other stuff is full of corn syrup and $h!. Only problem is that it's in links...so i'll have to get it out of the "wrapper" or whatever.

Also bought some new BBQ saouce...it's local so that's cool. Olde Cape Code BBQ and Grilling Sauce. No corn syrup either...tried it on a chicken sandwich and thought it was very good. Here's hoping!

The results:

Took about an hour prep time and 3 hours to cook in the oven (no smoker).

It was heavely...if you like meat, especially pork...I strongly suggest making this.

HAHAHA I love the side salad.

yum, that looks great. how was it tasting?

"... The entire meat log contains something like 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat."

You don't get to be the nation of lard-asses without too much pride in making anything edible, plus a whole lot of ignorance for your health. That ugly thing ranks right up there on the gross scale next to cannibalism.

HAHAHA I love the side salad.

Ironic right? I like broccoli.

yum, that looks great. how was it tasting?

Amazing...dude you have to try it at least one. This certainly isn't something to have every day...but like most things, in moderation it's not a problem.

"... The entire meat log contains something like 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat."

You don't get to be the nation of lard-asses without too much pride in making anything edible, plus a whole lot of ignorance for your health. That ugly thing ranks right up there on the gross scale next to cannibalism.

Well 1.) Don't eat the whole thing yourself 2.) I fail to see how it's "right up there with cannibalism". Ever have bacon and sausage with breakfast? That's this is that + seasoning and BBQ. OH T3H NOES!11

"... The entire meat log contains something like 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat."

You don't get to be the nation of lard-asses without too much pride in making anything edible, plus a whole lot of ignorance for your health. That ugly thing ranks right up there on the gross scale next to cannibalism.

Dude, lay off. I've been to Canada several times, and it isn't like everyone up there is as thin as the Europeans generally are, either.

Well it looks like an elephant is missing his penis before it is cut, but the picture on the plate doesn't look bad atall. I couldn't eat it though. Good job, DF.

"... The entire meat log contains something like 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat."

You don't get to be the nation of lard-asses without too much pride in making anything edible, plus a whole lot of ignorance for your health. That ugly thing ranks right up there on the gross scale next to cannibalism.

HYPERBOLE THY NAME IS SHADOWDOG!!!!!

you don't have to eat THE WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!

Well it looks like an elephant is missing his penis before it is cut, but the picture on the plate doesn't look bad atall. I couldn't eat it though. Good job, DF.

I've never hunted for elephant penis before. Why do they cut them, I would think they would want to leave as much there to offset the front wheel drive like weight imbalance of the snout in the front.

I've never hunted for elephant penis before. Why do they cut them, I would think they would want to leave as much there to offset the front wheel drive like weight imbalance of the snout in the front.

Religious reasons, clearly.

No no no... the MEAT LOG BEFORE IT IS CUT resembles what could be imagined a baked elephant penis looks like. I would never advocate mutilating perfectly good genitalia on a human, let alone a defenseless pachyderm.

Wow this thread took one hell of a left turn.

Wow this thread took one hell of a left turn.

And it wasn't even your fault this time!

Reading can be fun! Understanding is another thing...

1) The point wasn't that one would have to eat the whole thing, but that one decent slice is like eating half a box of Twinkies. I didn't think perspective was so difficult.

b) "That ugly thing ranks right up there on the gross scale next to cannibalism." <-- Which is to say, cannibalism is gross, and IMHO, so is that log-o-lard

iii) I recall Captainbooya exclaiming, "God Bless America!", as well as a reference to West Virginia at the sight of the two relatively heavy men. Face it, you're a 'growing' nation with many proud to be free to eat their way to the grave. Yeah, it's a problem in many places, but it's not any better in the home of the Whopper.

It, instead of being a negative jerk, you could say "it's not my thing" and let the rest of us enjoy it.

Wow this thread took one hell of a left turn.

i wonder if the elephant appreciates his penis baked. or would rotisserie keep it juicier?

wife cooked only 6 slices of bacon the other night.

i let the pan sit out overnight. OMG all the fat in the pan from only 6 slices. Dear God. EWE.

But bacon is so worth it, IMHO.

wife cooked only 6 slices of bacon the other night.

i let the pan sit out overnight. OMG all the fat in the pan from only 6 slices. Dear God. EWE.

But bacon is so worth it, IMHO.

Yes, yes it is.

Mmmmmm.... I'd try it, it's certainly "over the top" but then again that's the point.

It, instead of being a negative jerk, you could say "it's not my thing" and let the rest of us enjoy it.

LOL, and any other thread is full of your innocent angels. Now, how would that be any fun? Ugh, another haitus is granted to you all then. You're welcome.

LOL, and any other thread is full of your innocent angels. Now, how would that be any fun? Ugh, another haitus is granted to you all then. You're welcome.

Wow. Please, by all means go ahead--take your ball and go home.

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I love their slogan but that's too much for even me!

Plus they defiled cake, one of the most sacred dessert foods.

The cake is a LIE!

That is absolutely disgusting.

I like turtles!

That is absolutely disgusting.

I love their slogan but that's too much for even me!

Plus they defiled cake, one of the most sacred dessert foods.

The cake is a LIE!

OMG GLaDYS!

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Good Lord Man. That is puke generating. Way to start the week.

I made this one this past weekend, I was in Low Carb heaven, mmmmmmmmm ...

I refuse to ever give a damn about "diet".

If I like it, I intend to eat it.

Period.

Rice cakes are delicious.

Rice cakes are delicious.

They taste like air-filled glue.

Like I said, Mr. Satterfield, they're delicious air-filled glue.

Rice cakes are delicious.

I bet bacon-wrapped rice cakes would be great. I made a quick bacon sandwich this morning---4 strips, some cheese, in an English muffin. Tasty. Made one the other day with pita bread. Haven't made one yet w/ naan, but have naan and bacon in the fridge....hmmm...could make a tasty dinnerish snack before 'Top Gear' and '24' are on.

Edited March 17, 200916 yr by moltar

I plan to make another bacon explosion at some point.

And to wash it down...

Ew.

Any Bacon Salt fans? Everything is better with Bacon Salt.

I refuse to ever give a damn about "diet".

If I like it, I intend to eat it.

Period.

I don't do it for weight control, as my wife states I'm just perfect ... I do it because there is a high incidence of Diabetes in my family on my father's side, and my aim is to avoid that at all cost ...

I made this one this past weekend, I was in Low Carb heaven, mmmmmmmmm ...

awesome! was it as good as the picture?

we are having some fam over this weekend. maybe i should whip one up and see the reaction?

you think some melted cheddar inside it would be good?

Edited March 17, 200916 yr by regfootball

awesome! was it as good as the picture?

It was great reg, I washed it all down with low carb beer. Then I took a nap.

Edited March 17, 200916 yr by Pontiac Custom-S