In honor of the original ultimate sadness! Since it is gone forever. Plus, the Millenia no longer runs (+1 rock), here is a new thread for:

Toyota vs. POO POO

Toyota claims they are made in America, but really only a percentage of their parts and labor are done here. . . Poo Poo is 100% American made.

+1 poo poo

Well poop is global...it happens everywhere.

You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Poop can be sculpted to look like anything with enough of it...hell you could make something beautiful looking (but not smelling). I'm sure some crazy artist has or will try it.

Toyota has no concept of making anything beautiful...or even anything beyond passable these days.

+1 poop

You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Poop in America is made in America. Toyotas "made in America" are not really made in America.

Is that better?

South Park has done more episodes about poop (Mr. Hanky, Courics etc) than Toyotas (Hybrid car episode where people smell their own farts)

+1 poop.

We seem to have POOP from everywhere so nothing is really 100% American Made any more.

But this Thread is truly 100% Poop!

I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

Toyota salesmen give you free coffee, poop doesn't.

Toyota +1

I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

Yes. It is the equivalent of a Toyota assembled in the US, but with mostly Canadian parts content.

Toyota salesmen give you free coffee, poop doesn't.

Toyota +1

Well you can poop in the coffee, you can't put coffee in the poop.

+1 poop...I think.

A Toyota got me to class this morning, poop got me out of class this morning.

We'll call that a draw.

A Toyota got me to class this morning, poop got me out of class this morning.

We'll call that a draw.

There is coffee made from the poop of the Asian Palm Civet.

Good points.

This is fun.

Poop and its synonyms can be used to describe Toyotas, yet Toyota or its models cannot be used to describe poop.

+1 poop

Ex: "Man, that Toyota Tundra is a piece of $h!" vs. "Man I just released a giant stinky toyota out of my ass" . . . What? People can poop cars?

There is coffee made from the poop of the Asian Palm Civet.

So that's another +1 for poop?

I dont know, the whole idea disgusts me. Its supposedly really good, and really expensive.

Toyota uses poop to describe its "performance" cars. TRD.

Poop does not use Toyotas to describe itself.

+1 poop

You can, and some people do, eat poop.

You can't eat a Toyota.

I think that's a +1 for Toyota though.

You might want to check your numbers. The U.S. only has about 4.5% of the world's population, so unless people in other countries dont defecate, you're completely wrong.

Heh-heh. I do think, though, that one of the reasons much of the world hates the US is poo envy--because of the typical American diet, we have the biggest and most explosive BMs of any country on average...

You can, and some people do, eat poop.

You can't eat a Toyota.

I think that's a +1 for Toyota though.

Two girls, one Toyota?

Edited February 19, 200916 yr by Captainbooyah

Yeah I've forced a crap out so hard it stuck to the toilet. I've seen bathrooms that look like a $h! grenade was set off.

I've seen poop smeared across the walls and ceiling!

Toyota can't do any of that.

Two girls one toyota is not nearly as freakish as two girls one cup

Wash?

I'd love to get two girls in one Toyota.

Yeah to girls, one Toyota might have good results.

+1 Toyota.

And they call us bias, look at all the points Toyota has gotten! The Millenia never got this many points VS a rock.

If we were doing Chinese cars I would say that poop would probably earn better crash results.

I went to Canada once, ate and digested the food, but pooped it out back in the U.S. Is that American poop made from foreign materials?

NOPE, I doubt anyone here is American Made! Unless you are Native Indian.

Example, I am German American, so by visiting Canade, eating the Foreign Material, driving back into America and pooping, we have German American Poop made with Canada sourced Material that could compose of any % of world supplied Product.

:rotflmao:

Poop has never been rebadged as a Pontiac.

+1 poop

The act of taking a $h! is relieving.

The act of driving a toyota has not feeling.

+1 $h!

Getting rid of poop in your gut saves your life

Getting rid of a toyota makes you look bad infront of your yuppie friends.

+1 poop

Poop has never been rebadged as a Pontiac.

+1 poop

What about the Sunbird?

NOPE, I doubt anyone here is American Made! Unless you are Native Indian.

Example, I am German American, so by visiting Canade, eating the Foreign Material, driving back into America and pooping, we have German American Poop made with Canada sourced Material that could compose of any % of world supplied Product.

:rotflmao:

Even Native American isn't native. They came from Asian via the Strait of Gibraltar. They were simply here sooner than Europeans.

What about the Sunbird?

Do we even want to acknowledge that piece of Poop?

+1 poop again.

Some cultures see it as good luck when a cow dumps in a new home.

No culture sees it as good luck when a toyota dumps into a new home.

+ over 9000 poop

Even Native American isn't native. They came from Asian via the Strait of Gibraltar. They were simply here sooner than Europeans.

Are we sure about that as I have always read documents that they came from Northern Europe. Vikings.

Guess this gives additonal Points to Poop +++

Poop and related fart jokes entertain your friends.

Toyotas entertain no one.

+1 poop

There is no shame in going and buying a Toyota. There is much shame in going and buying poop. Unless you're a farmer. Or maybe an amateur gardener.

Toyota +0.75

Poop and related fart jokes entertain your friends.

Toyotas entertain no one.

+1 poop

Toyotas entertain ricer fanboys and they entertain me when the fanboys crash.

+1 toyota

Poop and related fart jokes entertain your friends.

Toyotas entertain no one.

+1 poop

Go for a spin in a Turbo Supra. Even that one moron (you know who I'm talking about) would be entertained.

Are we sure about that as I have always read documents that they came from Northern Europe. Vikings.

Guess this gives additonal Points to Poop +++

From what I heard the came from northern Asia and migrated won North America to South America. This is too intelligent and dignified for this thread though, so we'll have to discuss it somewhere else.

Go for a spin in a Turbo Supra. Even that one moron (you know who I'm talking about) would be entertained.

Good point, the one car that Toyota made that was really cool. The prices for those things are ridiculous though.

PooP Happens - Funny Video, safe for work.

This cracks me up so much, feel sorry for the girl, but POOP Happens.

+5 Poop :rotflmao:

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You can decide if its a Toyota or poo. I sure as hell cant.

From what I heard the came from northern Asia and migrated won North America to South America. This is too intelligent and dignified for this thread though, so we'll have to discuss it somewhere else.

True, we will have to debate this elsewhere, Now back to your regularly scheduled POOP!

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You can decide if its a Toyota or poo. I sure as hell cant.

That is such a Piece of POOP, they destroyed a decent looking sports car, +1 Toyota and turned it into a big Orange piece of Poop + 5 Poop.

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You can decide if its a Toyota or poo. I sure as hell cant.

Why the hell would you have a TV mounted in the trunk? So the cop you pulled your dumb ass over can watch TV? Or so you and your friends can look retarded standing over the car staring at the tiny screen?

It was a Toyota, now it's poop.

A lady is driving down the freeway in Arizona and sees a little old Navajo Lady walking along the road. Since she has a long drive she decides to stop and offer the Navajo a ride.

The little old lady accepts and gets in the Car.

Along the way this lady tries all sorts of things to engage this little old lady in conversation.

The lady is looking all over taking it all in and then her eye's settle on a brown bag on the seat of the car and ask's, What is in the bag?

The lady a bit embaressed says, "It is a Poop bag I got for my husband."

The little old lady thinks for a while and finally responds.

GOOD TRADE! :rotflmao:

+1 POOP :sign0200:

:rotflmao:

Edited February 19, 200916 yr by dfelt

Go for a spin in a Turbo Supra. Even that one moron (you know who I'm talking about) would be entertained.

Fun car...I've ridden a couple of them, one stock and one totally F&F style, w/ 600+ hp supposedly...fun, even with a neon green wiper.

About the only Toyotas I've ever really liked were the original Supras, the angular '82-86 Supras, the last Supras, and a few Lexuses--the original SC and 2nd gen GS, in particular. I do like 4Runners and old Land Cruisers also.

Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Toyotas are available in a range of colors.

+1 Toyota

Edited February 19, 200916 yr by Satty

Fun car...I've ridden a couple of them, one stock and one totally F&F style, w/ 600+ hp supposedly...fun, even with a neon green wiper.

About the only Toyotas I've ever really liked were the original Supras, the angular '82-86 Supras, the last Supras, and a few Lexuses--the original SC and 2nd gen GS, in particular. I do like 4Runners and old Land Cruisers also.

So then this would be +6 for Toyota then?