I'd love to get two girls in one Toyota.

+1. Two Japanese hotties in an LS460hL with tinted windows. Or in a Century with the window blinds.

I like the current IS, the LS, and the GS pre MCE. They are pretty handsome looking cars.

+3 Toyota.

Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Yes, sometimes, it can be a nice red brown, with the color and texture quite similar to the spicy curry I ate a few minutes previously.. or it can look like brown chocolate syrup, sprayed all over the walls and the ceiling of a restaurant bathroom. (Immodium usually prevents this, though).

I never get tired of poo jokes, just watched the classic 'Brown Noise' episode of South Park again earlier in the week...

(Alas, having a puppy and two older semi-housebroken dogs at home means I see a lot of poo).

Edited February 19, 200916 yr by moltar

That died quickly. Speaking of which....

A Toyota will last for years, decades even, with proper care. Poop will decompose withina matter of days, no matter what kind of care is taken.

Toyota +1

Edited February 19, 200916 yr by Satty

Poo only comes in a few shades of brown. Or bright green if you drink a lot of grape flavored Sqwincher.

Toyotas are available in a range of colors.

+1 Toyota

Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

Actually poop can come in colors ranging from orange (butterscotch) to black, to red (the latter 2 means you've got a problem though). Also a certain type of blue frosting can give them a bluish tint.

Do not forget that it also comes in a variety of amazing smells!

As I said before, my Toyota smells of lilac, poo doesn't.

Toyota +1

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

Poop....+.....1.....I guess

Also, another friend swore his brother made a crap that smelt like blueberries...however I can neither confirm nor deny this.

$h! can burn your asshole.

Toyotas burn gasoline

+1 toyota

But if you shove a Toyota up your asshole...

Adding either one back into the butt is puzzling

-1 toyota

-1 poop

$h! can burn your asshole.

Toyotas burn gasoline

+1 toyota

Seat heaters on the Fritz.

Seat heaters on the Fritz.

-1 toyota

Fake poop can be amusing.

Fake toyotas are hyundais

+1 poop

:rotflmao: The Disney Movie RocketMan with all the Fart Jokes! Love that movie, it brings tears to my face due to how hard I laugh! :rotflmao:

+1 Poop

Toyota's in Movies,

-1 Toyota

Poop gives you gas on a regular basis, Toyota only gives you gas when you buy a new one.

+1 poop

Edited February 19, 200916 yr by mustang84

Poop can be good for the environment because its used to make fertilizer

The batteries in a Prius are bad for the environment:

+1 Poop

Poop is natural.

Toyotas are unnatural.

+1 poopies

If you open up a 3.0L Camry engine, and it often looks like its covered in poop inside. :wink:

I'd call that one even.

Toyota advocates TRD racing, but only Ford can produce a steamin' Lincoln.

Ford +1

Heated Seats in Toyota can help you give warmer poop.

Warm poop cannot heat Toyota.

+1 Toyota

There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

Poop comes in different sizes and physical states and can take any shape possible.

Same cannot be said about Toyotas.

+1 Poop

There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

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If you put mayo on a $h! sandwich it still tastes like $h!.

If you put mayo on a toyota it still tastes like a toyota.

+1 $h!

I think that's a draw.

Friend of mine once farted and it smelt like mints.

There were three men who are asked one question. What is the fastest known thing?

First man says - The light, nothing can travel faster than light. At speed of light one can blaze from one galaxy to other in no time.

The second man says - Thoughts. The speed with which a person can think is faster than the speed of light.

The third man says - Poop. I had diarrhea last night while watching TV. Before I could think to turn on the light it was all over.

Diarrhea>Thoughts>Light>Toyota

+1 Poop

When you have a poop accident, air bags do not go up to cocoon your butt.

When your Toyota has an accident, air bags safely cocoon you in their shield.

+1 Toyota

I think that's a draw.

Well, if I had a choice of eating a mayo and $h! sandwich or a mayo and toyota sandwich, i think the $h! sandwich would be easier to eat cause it would be smaller.

if you poop yourself, your friends MAY find out - and they will laugh at you...

If you buy a Toyota, your friends WILL Find out - and they WILL laugh at you...

Draw?

If you buy a Toyota, your friends WILL Find out - and they WILL laugh at you...

Draw?

Or they will pat you on the back...as I've seen firsthand, there is tremendous peer pressure out there to buy Toyotas.

For getting out a poop you do not have to haggle.

For getting out a Toyota from dealer lot you have to haggle.

+1 Poop.

Or they will pat you on the back...as I've seen firsthand, there is tremendous peer pressure out there to buy Toyotas.

Yup happens all the time.

Mistaking washing machine for a toilet so you can take a dump = never going to happen

Mistaking washing machine for toyota and try to drive it off = could happen easily

+1 dump

For getting out a poop you do not have to haggle.

For getting out a Toyota from dealer lot you have to haggle.

+1 Poop.

I dunno dude... I remember being constipated, literally on my knees, and begging to God, so I think Toyota wins.

Plus the haggling process with Toyota doesn't involve searing pain and agony.

+1 Toyota.

Poop has peanuts and corn as optional equipment

Toyota doesn't

+1 poop

Toyota has optional Navigation systems

Poop doesn't, if you get lost you're $h! out of luck

+1 Toyota

Monkeys throw $h! at the zoo

Monkeys can't throw toyotas

+1 $h!

+1 monkeys

$h! can be molded into your favorite shapes. Toyotas can't.

+1 $h!.

So it appears the final tally is:

Toyota--12.75

Poop--30+over 9000

Toyota still did better than the Milennia.

I can't believe somebody added up the scores.

[insert PINGAS Approved stamp here]

This isn't the random thread dammit.

Apparently it is, since you're going off PINGASing all over the place for no apparent reason.

Touché

Websites that let you look at Toyotas are free.

Websites that let you look at poop (and people pooping on each other and doing other poop-related activities) cost $39.95/month

+1 Toyota from a customer's point of view

+1 poop from a business perspective

Plus the haggling process with Toyota doesn't involve searing pain and agony.

+1 Toyota.

You haven't actually been to a Toyota dealer have you?

$h! can be molded into your favorite shapes. Toyotas can't.

+1 $h!.

If you use Oldsmobile Auroras you can....