http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnough...E5063T920090107

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

If a man has sex with a doll in an ally, can anyone hear her cry "Rape!"?

And the world thought the McNugget 911 lady was whacked?

Good luck catching the bandit. I live in America now, bitches.

But seriously, I heard this story on the radio probably over a month or two ago...

Surely they have his DNA evidence ... :rotflmao:

Good luck catching the bandit. I live in America now, bitches.

But seriously, I heard this story on the radio probably over a month or two ago...

The "Love Ewe" just wasn't cutting it anymore?

The "Love Ewe" just wasn't cutting it anymore?

:rotflmao:

The "Love Ewe" just wasn't cutting it anymore?

Good luck catching the bandit. I live in America now, bitches.

Is that a bicycle pump in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? :AH-HA_wink: