In the course of a conversation at work today, I invented something brilliant. The blueprints are in my head. What I'm thinking is a really big t-shirt cannon that will shoot out hoodies. I'm thinking a potato gun with a big freaking barrel will do the trick.

And the hoodies it will be shooting are going to have "You're never too old to go home and masturbate" on them. At first, at least, I'm sure other slogans will come along.

I was waiting for the punchline...

If a t-shirt cannon can knock off Maude Flanders, a hoodie cannon should be able to cause mass casualties.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER!

This idea is actually taking on a life of its own amongst my friends. Its weird.

This idea is actually taking on a life of its own amongst my friends. Its weird.

well sadly that says alot about you and the people you hang with.

I've heard mention of Civil War re-enactments, which seems like an awful idea.

The whole thing started when I needed to get the attention of someone who was oblivious to the world around them. That began a conversation on the merits of throwing things at people, which led to t-shirt cannons, but the possibility of snow this weekend led to the hoodie cannon.

That creamer cannon was wicked.

The clock just passed midnight, I've been up 20 hours now and haven't had any caffeine in about 15 hours. Its not working too well for me. But I've got stuff to do. Stupid stuff.

woooo new eps april 8th!!!

Satty, you dont, by chance, work for a government agency do you?

Not yet

I kinda like the idea of a hoodie cannon--it's almost like twisted charity...you get a free hoodie, but you might die getting it. Love it. PS Target a bunch of Hoosiers because for some reason this past winter they were reliving 1997 with their black North Face jackets with khaki pants...on a night out at the bars and clubs.

WTF

I kinda like the idea of a hoodie cannon--it's almost like twisted charity...you get a free hoodie, but you might die getting it. Love it. PS Target a bunch of Hoosiers because for some reason this past winter they were reliving 1997 with their black North Face jackets with khaki pants...on a night out at the bars and clubs.

WTF

Ha! There's a few people @ Kelsey's college that wear North Face jackets still.

make sure your potato cannon is powered by compressed air or CO2 otherwise it may be considered a "destructive device" in some states.

Sometimes, after too much Mexican food, my body morphs into something akin to a potato cannon, powered by methane. So far, only New Jersey has barred me from entry. Meh.

Edited March 28, 200916 yr by ocnblu

Ha! There's a few people @ Kelsey's college that wear North Face jackets still.

Huh? What's wrong with North Face stuff? I must have missed something...

I have a blue fleece...very warm too....

Sometimes, after too much Mexican food, my body morphs into something akin to a potato cannon, powered by methane. So far, only New Jersey has barred me from entry. Meh.

How would the good people of New Jersey be able to tell the difference between you, and what normally emanates from their state?

Well, apparently it's a potency issue. All those chemical plants giving off noxious fumes, and they gotta pick on li'l ol' me.

If a t-shirt cannon can knock off Maude Flanders, a hoodie cannon should be able to cause mass casualties.

I support this hipster genocide initiative.