Have you ever taken a piece of money out and licked it? I've done it twice (that I can remember) once at work with a single and once at IHOP with a c-note.

No... but I've sucked a comb.

no but i liked a camry once... owner wouldnt get in it afterwards.

I licked Satty's mom once.

I'm afraid all this talk of licking is going to bring up stories no one wants to hear.

I've licked my... Oh, you don't want to hear. My bad...

I've licked my... Oh, you don't want to hear. My bad...

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If you're talking about a trick that only dogs should be able to do, then you definitely have my utmost respect.

If you're talking about a trick that only dogs should be able to do, then you definitely have my utmost respect.

Huh? What? :P

It's not that hard and I'm only semi-flexible. I mean... just google "self suck" and see what comes up. Wait... unless you're gay or bi, I wouldn't. Nevermind, I don't think you are... :lol: :D

To give Self Fellatio I believe is a gift any man would give a left nut for...well, maybe not a nut, but something really important to them... Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can of course :P

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by Nick

Never seen it done in person, only in the movies. It's highly entertaining!

Money is dirty, don't put your tongue on it! ewww... :P

a lotta money has coke on it. maybe (if you typically carry cash) tonguing through the contents of your wallet could be like a cup of coffee or two...

To give Self Fellatio I believe is a gift any man would give a left nut for...well, maybe not a nut, but something really important to them...

There's a name that that? :blink:

Anyways, I always thought that most guys could do this if they tried... That's if they are not overweight or such. Guess not, though....I'm just special. ^_^ :D

I once came out of a bar bathroom to see a guy with a line of coke on a note pad snorting it through a rolled up $10 bill

That's one thing about Canadian money - even though it was rolled up and not much bigger than a straw, I could tell it was a $10 from the colour.

I once came out of a bar bathroom to see a guy with a line of coke on a note pad snorting it through a rolled up $10 bill

That's one thing about Canadian money - even though it was rolled up and not much bigger than a straw, I could tell it was a $10 from the colour.

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canadian money is pretty! and i thought the one with the cobalt on it was especially neat, until i realized it was your signature.

edit: bahahahahaha, is the one with the US $2 note next to the CDN $10 + change supposed to show the current exchange rate?

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by chris

There's a name that that? :blink:

Anyways, I always thought that most guys could do this if they tried... That's if they are not overweight or such. Guess not, though....I'm just special. ^_^ :D

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if you can really do that, bravo. the people that are grossed out about it have probably never really thought about it, or they're just lying to themselves. in either case, a buncha people are probably going to be trying that this week now thanks to you.

I don't think I'd lick money either...who knows where it's been? :blink:

I've licked my... Oh, you don't want to hear. My bad...

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Haha....I had a friend in college who said "If I could do THAT Id never leave the house!"

Geez if we're going to talk about this....should we have an "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" thread? (No, never tried it)

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That 'Autoerotic Asphyxiation' sounds dangerous... I mean, if you do it right you'll have the best orgasm ever but if you don't you're probably going to suffocate to death. I don't think I want to try that...

I'll just stick with sleeping pills which have so far had positive effects. 2 for 2! :lol: :D

Haha....I had a friend in college who said "If I could do THAT Id never leave the house!"

Yes... that's popular thing to say about it. It's different when you can do it, but I've found out that time does fly while doing it. I don't do it that much (really, I don't), mainly just to cure boredom. :P

Wow... I hijacked this thread. Oops.

which sort of sleeping pill?

I think I had a quarter in my mouth once lol But yeah I went to the bank today and I just took the money out of my pocket and suddenly something smelled real rank and old. Well, I looked at the cash and I had 2 1969 bills and one from '63. WTF?!

Chris... I couldn't tell you. It's just those ones that supposedly put you to sleep. Whatever they're called (don't have them with me at the moment). They don't really do what they're supposed to just as caffeine doesn't keep me awake. But yeah... I found out that it does wonders for other things... :P

there's a ton of sedatives out there, just curious is all. benadryl can promote such effects as well, i've noticed (and it's the most common over-the-counter sleep aid on the market, as far as i know).

That 'Autoerotic Asphyxiation' sounds dangerous... I mean, if you do it right you'll have the best orgasm ever but if you don't you're probably going to suffocate to death. I don't think I want to try that...

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Have you ever seen that movie called "Ken Park" by the guy that directed, "KIDS"?

It's really sick and there is this unforgettable scene of autoerotic asphyxiation.

That 'Autoerotic Asphyxiation' sounds dangerous... I mean, if you do it right you'll have the best orgasm ever but if you don't you're probably going to suffocate to death. I don't think I want to try that...

No doubt its dangerous. I dont know if anyone saw the George Carlin special on HBO this month but apparently about 1000 teenagers a year die from failed "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" attempts. So um yea...I cant imagine how horrifying it is to find your son hanging with his penis in his hand.

No doubt its dangerous. I dont know if anyone saw the George Carlin special on HBO this month but apparently about 1000 teenagers a year die from failed "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" attempts. So um yea...I cant imagine how horrifying it is to find your son hanging with his penis in his hand.

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i'd be shocked. aside from not having a son, i'd expect his hand to have gone limp, as well as his penis. what are the odds of 'em staying together after that?!

i'd be shocked.  aside from not having a son, i'd expect his hand to have gone limp, as well as his penis.  what are the odds of 'em staying together after that?!

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LoL...uh...rigor mortis?

LoL...uh...rigor mortis?

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i didn't think it set in that quick.

experiment time, who wants to be a guinea pig?!

experiment time, who wants to be a guinea pig?!

I'm sure NOS would love to... :lol: :D

*curiously raises hand* EDIT: lmao bv, that was perfect

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by NOS2006

See...? What'd I tell ya? :rotflmao:

HAH....ok....are guys dating or what?

HAH....ok....are guys dating or what?

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some statistic say up to ten percent of guys are dating. they call it "homosexuality." :P

some statistic say up to ten percent of guys are dating.  they call it "homosexuality." :P

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haha I was thinking of something on the same lines, but didn't post it because I'd botch it..

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by NOS2006

some statistic say up to ten percent of guys are dating.  they call it "homosexuality." :P

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you don't say. :P I would imagine we take up over 10% of the population now.

Edited November 15, 200520 yr by CD/BP

Well.. I'll answer what you meant, not what you typed unlike them... :P NOS = straight & BV = bi. We're not dating unless NOS says we are... :rotflmao: :AH-HA_wink:

NOS = straight & BV = bi. We're not dating unless NOS says we are... :rotflmao: :AH-HA_wink:

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Hahah....um yes I was aware of this. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I was just BS'ing.

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I figured so, but what else would I post about? Want me to start talking about what I can do, again? :D

I figured so, but what else would I post about? Want me to start talking about what I can do, again? :D

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Haha...no Im already impressed. :P

Well ya know... yes, dogs can lick their own frank and beans, but cats can lick their own butts. I hope no one here can do that. :o

Well... my dog can. :lol:

Well ya know... yes, dogs can lick their own frank and beans, but cats can lick their own butts.  I hope no one here can do that. :o

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I can lick both my dog and my cat wherever the hell I please. I just dont do it, I hate having hair on my tongue.

Ew. The only thing keeping you from licking your dog's pecker and your cat's butt is an aversion to hair? :o

Ew.  The only thing keeping you from licking your dog's pecker and your cat's butt is an aversion to hair? :o

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That and the fact that neither will sit still. :D :rolleyes: :huh:
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You my friend are a funny boy. :)

That and the fact that neither will sit still. :D  :rolleyes:  :huh: 
:worthless:

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LOL...this thread is just fine without pics.

I never thought Id type this sentence, but maybe we should get back to talking about licking money?

That and the fact that neither will sit still. :D  :rolleyes:  :huh: 
:worthless:

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Wait... are you saying you want pics of me doing.... that? :D I wouldn't do that to you guys. Sorry.... PM only. :lol: :P

(cue Nos, typing furiously) :P

Wait... are you saying you want pics of me doing.... that? :D I wouldn't do that to you guys. Sorry.... PM only. :lol: :P

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Haha you know you could make money with that. Im sure there is a website looking for new talent. :rolleyes:

Edit: Oh wait...youre 16. You have to wait 2 years. :P

Edited November 15, 200520 yr by CD/BP

^^That's alll Satty.

Edit: Oh wait...youre 16. You have to wait 2 years.

Technically it's only 1 year and about 25 days. :D