THE SEXES

Paid To Do It, But Fails To Make His Friend's wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile. So Soupolos, after calming his wife's protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already marrried and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the Job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute. When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand." When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children. Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

There's no 'facepalm.jpg' anywhere on the internets that can accurately duplicate my facepalmage.

Edited April 8, 200916 yr by Captainbooyah

There's no 'facepalm.jpg' anywhere on the internets that can accurately duplicate my facepalmage.

What he said.

Wait...I found one!

Sloppy seconds anyone?

Edited April 8, 200916 yr by Teh Ricer Civic!

Wow, imagine being sued and finding out that not only you are sterile, but that your kids are not your kids.

Crazy.

Nice...