November 17, 200520 yr I don't think having something about sodomy in your sig is really appropriate. That is the only creepy thing to me.
November 17, 200520 yr Author Sodomy has been in my avatar for months. Fly apparently recently decided to add it to my sig. the dudes just creepy enough without having to think of him telling me that I have just been sodomized. Edited November 17, 200520 yr by Satty
November 17, 200520 yr haha that's a sweet sig for sure.. Only thing that could beat it is Bob from Enzyte..
November 17, 200520 yr I think its funny, isnt he the guy from the government grants comercial, its been awhile since Ive seen it. Whats sodomized ? Is it something like Midasized ?
November 17, 200520 yr Author Whats sodomized ? Is it something like Midasized ? [post="44502"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] http://www.cheersandgears.com/forums/index...=2523&hl=sodomy
November 17, 200520 yr come on satty of all the comedians in the world please tell me you did not take me seriously. I did however at one time have the actually meaning confused. Perhaps because at one time everything outside of reproduction was considered ......... dirty Actually if someone were creative and wanted to read into your sig. they could see that it is highly appropriate.
November 17, 200520 yr http://www.cheersandgears.com/forums/index...=2523&hl=sodomy The definition given doesn't include the act that explains that MOST people have sodomized (or been sodomized by) someone: oral intercourse.
November 17, 200520 yr oral intercourse? are you a butt head? i remember that thread i think i was on the previous page and i said it was funny cuz his avatar said whats sodomy? and we were talking about butt sex hahahah wait was this the one where BV was gonna hit me with his car and have his way? Edited November 17, 200520 yr by mute
November 17, 200520 yr Thanks Fly! [post="44476"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] Anytime. Did you know the government offers subsidies for sodomy? Its all in Matthew Lesko's book...
November 18, 200520 yr oral intercourse? are you a butt head? Sodomy covers anal AS WELL AS oral. It's all in there.
November 18, 200520 yr Sodomy has been in my avatar for months. Fly apparently recently decided to add it to my sig. the dudes just creepy enough without having to think of him telling me that I have just been sodomized. [post="44494"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] Hah...well for a straight guy you do seem awfully interested in sodomy. Edited November 18, 200520 yr by CD/BP
November 18, 200520 yr wait was this the one where BV was gonna hit me with his car and have his way? Haha... :D I still want to do that. Maybe I can do it with the GA instead of its replacement... :P
November 18, 200520 yr Author Hah...well for a straight guy you do seem awfully interested in sodomy. [post="44801"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] The one thing about sodomy is that it is funny in about 95% of the situations I encounter. Sure its kinda low-class, but if there is a break in the funny I can pop in with a sodomy joke. Plus, if ou've ever seen Meet the Feebles, you've heard the sodomy song, that just makes sodomy even better.
November 18, 200520 yr uhhhhhhhhhhh, that's right Satty, nothing breaks the ice like a good old fashioned sodomy joke!! LOL i'm not the least creeped out by your sig, i think it bothers me more than people trust you with their food on a daily basis..........
November 18, 200520 yr Sodomy covers anal AS WELL AS oral. It's all in there. [post="44797"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] you find oral intercourse to be deviant? hmm i wonder who else does not mocking i just never considered it as such and dont really think thats a widespread opinion but i dunno
November 18, 200520 yr you find oral intercourse to be deviant? hmm i wonder who else does not mocking i just never considered it as such and dont really think thats a widespread opinion but i dunno [post="45001"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] I don't find it "deviant"...but it is defined as "sodomy." I don't write these definitions, I just read them.
November 18, 200520 yr well sodomy was defined to mean Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality so it must be considered one of those to be sodomy by my figuring.... i used deviant as a synonym
November 28, 200520 yr Author Ok, so my sig keeps getting more strange, and longer. My biggest complaint is that its a huge sausage fest.
November 28, 200520 yr Bet you ten to one this is the only place on the 'net where you can find pictures of Matt Lesko, Sgt. Shultz, and Jesse Jacksons all on the same page. That has to mean something.
November 29, 200520 yr That sig makes me want to smoke 2 pounds of pot then jump in front of a moving bus screaming "Sodomy! Sodomy!"
November 29, 200520 yr Twas funny, then cReEpY... now it's sad.... Surely, there is something more important to you... Try cheese.
November 29, 200520 yr Creeped out by it? It actually kinda excites me.[/bv] :P [post="49798"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] Say what? ...Maybe if the pictures were... um... of something I could possibly like... :D (hints to Flybrian to put *something* in Sattys sig) (or not) (whatever) (just ignore that, mmkay?) (thanks)
November 30, 200520 yr Author Sodomy You must think it very odd of me But I enjoy the act of sodomy You might call the wrath of God on me But if you tried it then you might agree That you enjoy the act of sodomy Don't worry if you feel ashamed It's been around for years Thousands more than can be named Are interested in rears Don't worry about hell No harm will come to your soul We're not all Pentacostal But everybody's got an asshole Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy You must think it very odd of me But I enjoy the act of sodomy You might call the wrath of God on me But if you tried it then you might agree That you enjoy the act of sodomy It might just improve your sex It's a hard act to follow The fact that fundamentalists Find difficult to swallow So join me as I sing Of an activity that's fun Open up your ring And try it front to bum Bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum Sodomy You must think it very odd of me But I enjoy the act of sodomy You might call the wrath of God on me But if you tried it then you might agree That you enjoy the act of sodomy SODOMY!
November 30, 200520 yr That sig makes me want to smoke 2 pounds of pot then jump in front of a moving bus screaming "Sodomy! Sodomy!" [post="49774"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post] Now thats funny! I would like to see that. I think it would make a great movie.
December 1, 200520 yr ...It also brings to mind that System of a Down song, "Violent Pornography." Mainly because of the lyric, "violent pornography, chokin' chicks and sodomy." Actually a decently catchy tune... I guess... Nevermind.
December 1, 200520 yr Well... my new sig and av will blow you guys away. Seriously and literally. :D Speaking of SOAD... I forgot to remove that cd before I took my radio out of my GA... Oops. I am so stupid it isn't even funny. I can't believe I did that. Now its going to be stuck in there until I reinstall it in the 24osx I'm getting... And I want to listen to it! I love that CD. :P
December 1, 200520 yr No... but I hope the word Nazi doesn't bother anyone here if its used in jest. :D
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