Hey, folks, the Regal turned 17 today. It's got 255,736 miles. It's now "legal" to watch R-rate movies. With 44,000 extra miles needed, I will keep it to try to make 300,000 miles for the hell of it. It's going to the car wash, before it gets too hot here today.

Now, if you DON'T OFFEND too easily, here's a clip the car "can watch," so you can too - kind of in the same spirit as the "flying dildo" clip.

Funniest thing I've EVER seen:

Link to Your Daily Media

Congrats on the Regal milestone - but that video is just nasty.

Very cool!

Very cool!

What...the car's b-day...or the video link?

I did not see that coming. My eyes!

An awesome day for an awesome car.

Perhaps we should shoot for 350,000?

Chris

An interview in Canada? We have don't have TV in Canada yet. This video's a lie.

What...the car's b-day...or the video link?

The car's b-bay...So-what is it going to watch?

An interview in Canada? We have don't have TV in Canada yet. This video's a lie.

Like cake?

Sexiness. I was wondering which pornstar to watch while I shag tonight. This video fulfilled my wish.

An interview in Canada? We have don't have TV in Canada yet. This video's a lie.

90% of HGTV's programming says otherwise.

I did not see that coming. My eyes!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

An interview in Canada? We have don't have TV in Canada yet. This video's a lie.

So you're saying that The Red Green Show was actually a documentary on Canadian culture in disguise?

Is that why you broke up with her, Bobbi?

Is that why you broke up with her, Bobbi?

I would have never dated the "Creature from the Black Lagoon" in the first place.