[intro (T-Pain)]

(Shortayyyy) Aww $h!

Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the place hit the f@#kin deck (shorty, yeah)

But stay on your motherf@#kin toes

We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)

Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherf@#kin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]

I'm on a boat motherf@#ker take a look at me

Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea

Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat

You can't stop me motherf@#ker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)

We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)

I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies

I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and $h!

The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet

But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat motherf@#ker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and

I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh

{Get the f@#k up, this boat is REAL!!!}

f@#k land, I'm on a boat, motherf@#ker (motherf@#ker)

f@#k trees, I climb buoys, motherf@#ker (motherf@#ker)

I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf@#ker (yeah)

This boat engine make noise, motherf@#ker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue watery road (yeah)

Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat comin my way

Believe me when I say, I f@#ked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]

Whoahhh

Sha-sha-shorty, shorty

Yeah yeah yeahhh

So yeah, I'm still not allowed to get a boat. Just got told no again a few minutes ago. I got to spend a little time on one today, it was an ok experience, would've been better if it weren't work related. No alcohol+office clothes =/= boating EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEN I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Not even this fine yacht?

I watched those shorts the other day..pretty funny stuff.

Rob

'Flippy-floppies' and the harmonized 'motherf@#ker's make the song, IMO.

Not even this fine yacht?

I was told we cannot purchase any new watercraft of any sort, we're going to have to live with the kayaks. So no, apparently I'll be castrated if I buy even a rubber dingy.

But "I'm on a boat" is the greatest song ever written.

Not even this fine yacht?

T-Pain is a massive fail.

What kind of boat was it though?

T-Pain is a massive fail.

What kind of boat was it though?

Honestly, the only thing T-Pain has ever done that I've like is "I'm on a Boat" just because of that "I f@#ked a mermaid" line.

I was on a Suntracker pontoon boat. It was a pretty nice ride, not what I'd want if I were going to buy a boat.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white

You say bark I say bite

You say shark I say hey man

Jaws was never my scene

And I don't like Star Wars

You say Rolls I say Royce

You say God give me a choice

You say Lord I say Christ

I don't believe in Peter Pan

Frankenstein or Superman

All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way

So forget all your duties oh yeah

Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today

So look out for those beauties oh yeah

On your marks get set go

Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine

You say John I say Wayne

Hot dog I say cool it man

I don't wanna be the President of America

You say smile I say cheese

Cartier I say please

Income tax I say Jesus

I don't wanna be a candidate for

Vietnam or Watergate

Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

Satty if you weren't such a cheap ass you could have seen the vid posted down in the Rated-R section of Cheers & Gears.com weeks ago.

Satty if you weren't such a cheap ass you could have seen the vid posted down in the Rated-R section of Cheers & Gears.com weeks ago.

I posted the real video

Satty if you weren't such a cheap ass you could have seen the vid posted down in the Rated-R section of Cheers & Gears.com weeks ago.

Satty if you weren't such a cheap ass you could have seen the vid posted down in the Rated-R section of Cheers & Gears.com weeks ago.

Meh, I'm not an elitist who feels the need to operate in sections of the site only certain people can see.

*eye of death*

The best part is in the beginning when he screws he friend over. The video is actually pretty good.