Fiat Humor

How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?

Just follow another one around.

What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?

You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?

When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.

Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?

They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.

What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?

The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.

How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?

Push it over a cliff./

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap

for my Fiat."

The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

How do you make a Fiat go faster?

Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.

What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?

A miracle.

What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop?

Science fiction.

What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop?

A funny place to build a Fiat factory.

 

Chris

F=Fix

I=It

A=Again

T=Tony

Outside of various oldies at car shows the last few years (124 convertible, X-19, etc) I can't recall the last time I saw any FIAT on the road... I occasionally see an '80s-90s Alfa.

There is a rough, flat red Lancia Beta coupe nearby that I see once a week or so, though.

Poor Chrysler, when the only company in the world that wants you is Fiat, sigh.

Fix

It

Again

Tony

Poor Chrysler, when the only company in the world that wants you is Fiat, sigh.

Who knows, can't be any worse than Daimler-Chrysler..some 'merger of equals' that turned out to be.

Edited June 10, 200916 yr by Cubical-aka-Moltar