June 25, 200916 yr Yup OK I've backed off lately going to the gym and I've reverted to walking my old route in the a.m., but I have a serious problem. Spiderwebs. I just hate it when I'm trucking along in my sneakers and *KABLAMMO* I walk into a single strand (or several) of those pesky tiny restraints, face-first, then I thrash around, clutching at them with my hands, trying to clear my path. If anyone's peeking out their window they must think I'm bat$h! crazy. Am I the only one this happens to?
June 25, 200916 yr lol try walking in my basement. Then you might look full psychotic. That's gross. Clean your $h!!!! Ocn: I often take walks before bed, i.e. ~12-1am. Soooo many webs out, and I always feel like there might be something crawling on me for like an hour afterwards. Yuck. But what can you do?
June 25, 200916 yr Nope, it sucks. ... almost as much as always finding one of my wife's long hairs in some of the strangest places around the house.
June 26, 200916 yr Author Perhaps a walking stick. I can walk, holding it with my arms outstretched in front of me, as a bow to part the seas.
June 26, 200916 yr I have more of a problem with roosters scaring me $h!less on my morning jog than spider webs. At work, however, there always manages to be a few webs in the storage/supply room, which is essentially a walled off part of the warehouse.
June 26, 200916 yr Author Like so many of your co-workers think, I thought you loved The Cock. Why so scared?:AH-HA_wink:
June 26, 200916 yr I often forget that the guy up the street has a freaking flock of them that he lets stay out in his front yard and they make odd noises.
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